Jul 27, 23:53
Anaconda (#119) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 256 enemy spies.
Jul 28, 5:54
A brigade from Penis Water (#114) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took: 123 Acres (215 Gained) 192 Buildings (70 Stolen) 4459 Bushels $1 | Your military lost: 1007 Troops 9611 Turrets | Their military lost: 15,295 Jets |
Jul 29, 3:39
A brigade from LockStockandTwoSmokingBarrages (#92) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took: 168 Acres (370 Gained) 286 Buildings (119 Stolen) 8942 Bushels $5 | Your military lost: 789 Troops 24,624 Turrets | Their military lost: 16,000 Jets |
Jul 31, 2:38
buckeye tat parlor (#118): Enemy operatives stole 24,985 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!
Jul 31, 2:38
buckeye tat parlor (#118): Enemy operatives stole 24,423 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!
Jul 31, 2:38
buckeye tat parlor (#118): Enemy operatives stole 23,873 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!
Jul 31, 2:38
buckeye tat parlor (#118): Enemy operatives stole 23,336 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!
Jul 31, 2:38
buckeye tat parlor (#118): Enemy operatives stole 22,811 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!
Jul 31, 2:38
buckeye tat parlor (#118): Enemy operatives stole 22,298 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!
Jul 31, 2:38
buckeye tat parlor (#118): Enemy operatives stole 21,796 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!
Jul 31, 2:38
buckeye tat parlor (#118): Enemy operatives stole 21,305 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!
Jul 31, 2:38
buckeye tat parlor (#118): Enemy operatives stole 20,826 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!
Jul 31, 2:38
buckeye tat parlor (#118): Enemy operatives stole 20,358 bushels of food and lit 0 on fire as they fled!
