First off; you do know that 'land fat' is a compliment, right?
Secondly; you are dead. Yes, you grabbed him, and now you are dead. Let me spell it out for you d - e - d. Ebert is alive and fully capable of a nice T10 most likely. You dead, which is significantly different than being alive.
And apart from his noob behavior, whenever he plays his handle DeathFromAbover he is always country #1. How does he always get that number... cheating or an advantage. But I guess he needs it, so that's fine.