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Jul 13th 2019, 12:37:12

Wipe thay lipstick off your stomach. Idk what bat girl you got last night but clean yourself up.

Edited By: Red X on Jul 13th 2019, 16:13:22

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Jul 13th 2019, 15:18:25

Bat girl is highly accurate. Are you spying on me?

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Jul 13th 2019, 16:13:42

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Bat girl is highly accurate. Are you spying on me?

Bar scene brother bar scene

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Jul 13th 2019, 16:24:33

Originally posted by Red X:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Bat girl is highly accurate. Are you spying on me?

Bar scene brother bar scene

Yeahhhh just wish she hadn't kept me up until 5am. Fighting this 14 hour shift hard af today. Bout to tip over lol.

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Jul 13th 2019, 16:47:33

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Originally posted by Red X:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Bat girl is highly accurate. Are you spying on me?

Bar scene brother bar scene

Yeahhhh just wish she hadn't kept me up until 5am. Fighting this 14 hour shift hard af today. Bout to tip over lol.

yea yea, blame the chick and the shift on why you are about to tip over ..

could it be the booze ?

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Jul 13th 2019, 16:54:24

Originally posted by Boltar:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Originally posted by Red X:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Bat girl is highly accurate. Are you spying on me?

Bar scene brother bar scene

Yeahhhh just wish she hadn't kept me up until 5am. Fighting this 14 hour shift hard af today. Bout to tip over lol.

yea yea, blame the chick and the shift on why you are about to tip over ..

could it be the booze ?

We do have fantastic bloody marys but if i start now there's no way in hell i make it 10 more hours haha

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Jul 13th 2019, 17:46:48

Correction. The ketel one cucumber mint was calling my name. Feeling much more stable after some hair of the dog.

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Jul 13th 2019, 18:03:46

#fluffingderrick

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Jul 13th 2019, 18:07:05

gotta love the hair of the dog

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Jul 13th 2019, 18:08:20

when i use to go out and get plastered, come home sleep 6 hrs get up and go to work.. id drink me half of a half gallon wawa ice tea, eat a wawa breakfast sandwhich, about 10am drop a deuce and be sober again by 11am

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Jul 13th 2019, 18:16:05

Yeah man. The sizzli is strong with me today. Laying in my stomach like a sack of bricks.

I'm on about 3 hours of sleep, but I'm 5 shots of espresso in and kicking ass!

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Jul 13th 2019, 18:42:35

You just need sake and red bull. Fix you right up.

Just shut up and have another beer

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Jul 13th 2019, 18:48:55

Oh yeah. Just need those Sake bombs. Nothing like it. Makes your vomit taste like stir fried testicles.

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Jul 13th 2019, 18:54:29

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Yeah man. The sizzli is strong with me today. Laying in my stomach like a sack of bricks.

I'm on about 3 hours of sleep, but I'm 5 shots of espresso in and kicking ass!

the ice tea helps the sobering up to feel good again. and i dont know why, but dropping the deuce its like u flushed out the bad stuff with it

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Jul 13th 2019, 18:59:35

Originally posted by Boltar:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Yeah man. The sizzli is strong with me today. Laying in my stomach like a sack of bricks.

I'm on about 3 hours of sleep, but I'm 5 shots of espresso in and kicking ass!

the ice tea helps the sobering up to feel good again. and i dont know why, but dropping the deuce its like u flushed out the bad stuff with it

Droppin the duece must feel nice when back in the day you used to drop a new born baby each time. 😂

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Jul 13th 2019, 19:34:17

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Oh yeah. Just need those Sake bombs. Nothing like it. Makes your vomit taste like stir fried testicles.

Derrick, only you would know what stir-fried testicles taste like

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Jul 13th 2019, 19:49:55

Oh my....

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Jul 13th 2019, 19:54:45

Originally posted by Karnage XZ:

Originally posted by Boltar:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Yeah man. The sizzli is strong with me today. Laying in my stomach like a sack of bricks.

I'm on about 3 hours of sleep, but I'm 5 shots of espresso in and kicking ass!

the ice tea helps the sobering up to feel good again. and i dont know why, but dropping the deuce its like u flushed out the bad stuff with it

Droppin the duece must feel nice when back in the day you used to drop a new born baby each time. 😂

nice, what are you 14 today and slinging a fat joke?

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Jul 13th 2019, 20:13:47

Originally posted by Boltar:

Originally posted by Karnage XZ:

Originally posted by Boltar:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Yeah man. The sizzli is strong with me today. Laying in my stomach like a sack of bricks.

I'm on about 3 hours of sleep, but I'm 5 shots of espresso in and kicking ass!

the ice tea helps the sobering up to feel good again. and i dont know why, but dropping the deuce its like u flushed out the bad stuff with it

Droppin the duece must feel nice when back in the day you used to drop a new born baby each time. 😂

nice, what are you 14 today and slinging a fat joke?

i was feelong 10 years old again. You give far to much maturity to me.

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Jul 13th 2019, 20:26:17

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Oh yeah. Just need those Sake bombs. Nothing like it. Makes your vomit taste like stir fried testicles.

Derrick, only you would know what stir-fried testicles taste like

They make a damn fine ceviche. Leanest meat on earth.

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Jul 14th 2019, 1:31:42

It's the fluffING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!!

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Jul 14th 2019, 1:35:14

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Oh yeah. Just need those Sake bombs. Nothing like it. Makes your vomit taste like stir fried testicles.

Derrick, only you would know what stir-fried testicles taste like

They make a damn fine ceviche. Leanest meat on earth.

Testicles aren't considered seafood, nay nay to ceviche balls.

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Jul 14th 2019, 1:48:29

Yeah. Its weird that they call it ceviche being that its not seafood. Like when you denature beef with lime juice it's called Carne Apache. Not ceviche.

For some reason on cow testicles they call it ceviche de criadillas. I guess balls are pretty much just little fishes swimming in a ballsack.

Guatemalans name their food all sorts of crazy fluff tho. That's hardly an anomaly.

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Jul 14th 2019, 1:51:49

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Interesting :-) LOL@lil fishes comment, one of my youngest sister's friend used to call sperm lil swimmers lol, you brought back memories, bro 10/10

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Jul 14th 2019, 1:57:08

Originally posted by mrcuban:

It's the fluffING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!!

Best post mrcuban has ever made tho

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