Oct 1st 2018, 20:54:08
However, a question kept gnawing at us. What if?
What if I had 4 billion bushels?
What if I had a country with one million acres?
What if I stole all the stock from all the top countries?
What if there were no rules?
We’ve all seen suiciders before. Some have their reasons. Usually they’re uncoordinated, feeble. Stones thrown at tanks. They build up a little, they ruin a reset or two, they die, people rage and move on.
We believe we can do better. A suicide doesn’t have to be a solitary affair. A suicide doesn’t have to be a monstrosity. A suicide can inspire hope! Hell, a suicide doesn’t even have to end in death! What does “suicide” even mean anymore? It should be called life! What’s better than life? I mean, maybe ice cream…
I digress.
Most of Alliance sits on its pretty laurels with its pretty rules, and throws a hissy fit anytime anything changes in the slightest. It’s toxic. So we, the ice cream of the server, have decided to introduce a little volatility, a little bending of the conventional rules for a new paradigm.
We come with our reasons, varying from the pure to the puerile, but we come with a unified message: We’re coming for you. Your stock. Your land. Your hard-earned bushels and barrels and overpriced residential tech. We play untagged and in your alliances, as bots and dreadnoughts. One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish.
Yes. Some are red. And some are blue.
Some are old. And some are new.
Some are sad.
And some are glad.
And some are very, very bad.
Why are they
Sad and glad and bad?
I do not know.
Go ask your dad.
Some are thin.
And some are fat.
The fat one has
High military strat.
From there to here, from here to there,
Funny things
Are everywhere.
Ice cream declares spooge on the server.
:)