are stds transmittable from duck to human?

braden

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Jun 1st 2015, 21:14:04

!! QUACK

elvesrus

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Jun 1st 2015, 21:45:42

*shrug* sorry. this duck is clean

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

braden

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Jun 1st 2015, 21:47:26

something about pics or its an outright lie?

elvesrus

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Jun 1st 2015, 21:52:20

need me to shave like someone else?

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

braden

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Jun 2nd 2015, 0:42:26

um, airplanes need lights to suggest where to land in incliment weather..

so, not as far south as brazil, but nigga, nobody said stop at north america

also, the eighties, outside of yao, left a lot to the exploration of parts unknown..

ill be home from the bar shortly, then i'll tone it down (thats what tella said?)

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Jun 2nd 2015, 2:29:27

Wait, if snooki is sitting at the bar with you, step away slowly.

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Jun 2nd 2015, 7:02:44

Y'all motherfluffers need more Jesus

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Moderation being an imaginary place i go to when i drink.

elvesrus

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Jun 2nd 2015, 7:35:10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlxrIq2dtI0

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

archaic

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Jun 2nd 2015, 12:54:40

https://youtu.be/u1xrNaTO1bI

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elvesrus

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Jun 2nd 2015, 13:38:45

you shocked me archaic. I would have expected https://youtu.be/jQcNiD0Z3MU

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

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Jun 3rd 2015, 3:46:02

dont fluff ducks.

Link.

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braden

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Jun 3rd 2015, 3:50:18

my grade school english teacher always told me never to duck a fluff. or split an infinitive. aint done none since, son.

Gurgel

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Jun 15th 2015, 18:12:31

playing earth shall keep you safe

ZDH

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Jun 15th 2015, 19:33:58

braden I picture you living in a trailer house cooking crystal meth...with a earth 2025 headband.

-BigZ

braden

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Jun 15th 2015, 21:59:26

cooking is the womans job.

hm.. but women shouldnt be allowed to do chemistry.

im torn.

(also why the trailer park? people in brick and mortar homes can be degenerate drug addicts, too, you know!)

ZDH

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Jun 16th 2015, 1:20:01

lol true. All so true.

And trailer park because...your talking about fluffing ducks that implies a certain...trashiness/weirdness. :-P

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braden

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Jun 16th 2015, 1:49:51

when i picture elves i picture an elfen liv tyler holding a mallard holding herself.

might explain why elves and i e-date so often. we had an e-walk on a sandy beach- it was e-wonderful.

elvesrus

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Jun 16th 2015, 2:23:30

sounds about right

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

braden

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Jun 16th 2015, 3:15:52

Originally posted by elvesrus:

sounds e-bout right

mallards are notoriously bad at e-flirting.

elvesrus

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Jun 16th 2015, 3:20:19

Originally posted by braden:

Originally posted by elvesrus:

sounds e-boot right

mallards are notoriously bad at e-flirting.

I wish that was the case at e-times

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

braden

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Jun 16th 2015, 3:27:11

that sounds like you're e-wanting space.. :(