The Bacon is King of the Meats and Cheeses, there is no dispute about it.

Bacon's savory goodness infuses all it touches with deliciousness and happiness.

A math problem for you.

Johnny has 18 pieces of bacon. He east 15 pieces of bacon. What does Johnny have now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8u8Z3bUQfs

Epic Burger alright. :) I make a "Carnivore Cupcake" that's very bacony. :)

First, get a muffin pan and line the cups with bacon. Roast in the oven for a few minutes to firm up the bacon and release some of the bacon fat. Then stuff the muffin cups with a meatloaf mixture and top with Cheese and BACON. Finish roasting in the oven at 375 degrees for about 45 minutes to an hour until the meat reaches an internal temperature of 165 degrees. Then remove from oven, and let rest for 10 minutes tented in foil. Then, serve up with beer and/or whiskey.

that sounds delicious, but a heart attack wsiting to happen.

ill take just the whiskey, please. alcohol is a blood thinner, isnt it? i drink to avoid the heart attack.. ?

he has a full belly, but seeing as he has worms from eating bad bacon a few months ago, he will need to eat the remaining 3 pieces of bacon as part of a bacon double cheeseburger to compensate for the worms

he also needs beer or few to wash it down with ...

Chase The Beer !

Bacon and egg with brown sauce (don't know if its available in usa) on crusty bread

A slight weight problem?? :P

the west of the bacon to eat.

The answer to your math problem:

Happiness.

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That must be it :)

Science.

http://tinyurl.com/8x423o7

He has a problem....he's almost out of bacon...

Gentlemen, the answer is "happiness" Johnny has happiness. :)

Do I win Bacon?