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Pang

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Mar 9th 2015, 13:54:44

^^ all funded by my tax dollars

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BladeEWG

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Mar 9th 2015, 13:58:01

And gravy on French fries

Getafix

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Mar 9th 2015, 14:31:50

You are welcome

Trife

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Mar 9th 2015, 15:21:22

thanks for nuthin, jerks

Vic

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Mar 9th 2015, 15:27:43

Originally posted by ZoSo:

Thank you Canada, for your outstanding herbal exports.

canada has amazing *domestic* herbals ... but the exports are usually mass produced bricked "b.c." that can't be considered outstanding by u.s. connoisseur standards

just fyi :)

Dissident

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Mar 9th 2015, 15:36:34

i think you're forgetting about our billion dollar maple syrup exports.

Marshal

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Mar 9th 2015, 15:52:05

pang: got any spocks?

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

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braden

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Mar 9th 2015, 16:04:10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jjR5ykr2Jg

this is what you should be thanking us for, so, you're welcome.

Marshal

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Mar 9th 2015, 20:15:09

you forgot bieber and pamela anderson.

Schilling

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Mar 9th 2015, 20:24:16

Originally posted by Dissident:

i think you're forgetting about our billion dollar maple syrup exports.

I live in Maine and we have our own syrup. So you can export your commie sugar to the lower states and they might thank you for it. ;)

Trife

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Mar 9th 2015, 20:34:43

Originally posted by Marshal:

pamela anderson

this is 2015, not 1998

pam an = gross

Marshal

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Mar 9th 2015, 20:46:58

barbie belle? brianna devil? zeina heart?

ssewellusmc

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Mar 9th 2015, 20:55:41

Originally posted by Trife:

Originally posted by Marshal:

pamela anderson

this is 2015, not 1998

pam an = gross

Dont lie... you would still hit that... just for the hep c experience!

Symbolic

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Mar 9th 2015, 21:06:09

you guys forgot about good beer too.

BladeEWG

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Mar 9th 2015, 21:08:10

But don't we still need to blame them for Bieber?

Schilling

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Mar 9th 2015, 21:42:03

Yeah, they're still on notice for Bieber. We've heightened border security in response.

Pang

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Mar 9th 2015, 21:47:52

Originally posted by BladeEWG:

But don't we still need to blame them for Bieber?

When he left Canada he was some innocent youtube kid. He's just been Americanized by this point.

You're welcome to keep him :)

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Vic

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Mar 9th 2015, 22:04:01

Originally posted by Trife:

Originally posted by Marshal:

pamela anderson

this is 2015, not 1998

pam an = gross

lol! you win the internet way too much!!!

Marshal

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Mar 9th 2015, 22:15:36

http://www.complex.com/...d-know-about/jessica-pare

Schilling

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Mar 9th 2015, 22:19:38

If only teenage girls could vote we might be forced to hold onto him...

jjterrico

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Mar 9th 2015, 22:36:45

Originally posted by Vic:

Originally posted by ZoSo:

Thank you Canada, for your outstanding herbal exports.

canada has amazing *domestic* herbals ... but the exports are usually mass produced bricked "b.c." that can't be considered outstanding by u.s. connoisseur standards

just fyi :)

You gotta find the private licensed distributers if you want the good stuff lol

elvesrus

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Mar 10th 2015, 0:57:10

define "good stuff" please because we have chong star here ;)

P.S. thank you canada for giving us tommy

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Elves is a douche on every server.

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 10th 2015, 1:26:26

Celine Dion and Justin beaver offset all the good stuff Canada made, so.....sorry nothing to thank...

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Colo

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Mar 10th 2015, 4:29:05

fluff Canada.

mdevol

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Mar 10th 2015, 4:56:43

Originally posted by Schilling:

Originally posted by Dissident:

i think you're forgetting about our billion dollar maple syrup exports.

I live in Maine and we have our own syrup. So you can export your commie sugar to the lower states and they might thank you for it. ;)

I second this.

I grew up in Michigan and built my own.

Hockey, I can agree with. but you get docked Rush and Poutine for Alanis Morrisette and Justin Beiber. That leaves you with Rob Ford and....Pierre McGuire?

Polar Bears?

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Getafix

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Mar 10th 2015, 10:33:46

Government subsidized lumber, oil and fish. Also, TV news presenters. And wealthy predatory banks. And we do still have a thriving unlicensed marijuana industry but we keep that for ourselves along with our health care and welfare systems. And if it really does come to war, and we have to support our Nato allies, we have loads of cash we can print to buy your German tanks and American planes, so that the Turks and other oppressed allies can operate them and defend our democratic principles.

Getafix

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Mar 10th 2015, 10:48:41

And by the way, guess who's name is on the home of the Boston Celtics and Bruins? The TD Garden! Haha Vic and all you Bostonians. Thats the Toronto Dominion Bank.

Nerrus

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Mar 10th 2015, 11:28:12

Thanks for burning down the White House! :-D

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Nerrus

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Mar 10th 2015, 11:32:21

Molson Dry, Labatt Ice, Blueberry wine, Jiggs Dinner... Newfies!

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Getafix

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Mar 10th 2015, 13:01:42

Thanks Nerrus, I forgot about the White House, but you are very welcome.

And I would like to add, looking to the future, Canada is actively participating in Global Warming with filithy oil extraction, profligate home heating, and driving an average of 126km to the nearest convenience strore for chips, and 167km to the nearest government operated liquor store.

Our goals in achieving a warmer Canada are threefold.
1) To increase our agricultural output so that we can subsidize and export it after the trees and oil are gone, with the fish.
2) To attract multi-millionaire immigrants from the boiling, strife and plague ridden equatorial regions who can enjoy our millions of miles of artic waterfront properties and health care
3) To open up the North to new managed prison farms to grow vegetables and licenced marijuana for export.

You should all be thankful for Canada

Nerrus

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Mar 10th 2015, 15:29:02

https://www.youtube.com/...mp;ab_channel=VXMarketing

https://www.youtube.com/...Gl4&ab_channel=MikeTV

Ooooo Canada :-D

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H4xOr WaNgEr

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Mar 10th 2015, 16:03:53

We gave you Bieber but we also gave you Trailer Park Boys. Let's call it even.

jjterrico

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Mar 10th 2015, 16:55:18

Don't forget Brian Adams...not sure if that's a good thing or not...and the tragically hip!!! Also where do you think most of your fresh clean h2o comes from...and not the scum that gets cooked off of the pepsi/coke vats and turned into water, but the actual real fresh water!!

elvesrus

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Mar 10th 2015, 17:39:55

http://youtu.be/gTuQOmgl_Z4?t=38s

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

Pang

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Mar 10th 2015, 17:45:01

Originally posted by H4xOr WaNgEr:

We gave you Bieber but we also gave you Trailer Park Boys. Let's call it even.

I still contend that he wasn't a douchey POS until he started being influenced by Americans....

There's no blood on our hands with Bieber!

But we still don't want him back. kthxbai

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