Aug 13th 2013, 2:59:52
OBVIOUS!
OUR INITIAL REACTION TO OTHERS USING THE LETTERS OF POWER WAS AS YOU SUSPECTED HERE. HOWEVER, WE HAVE DECIDED TO INSTEAD INTERPRET SUCH ACTS AS A COMPLIMENT. ATTEMPTING TO ADD EVERY NON [DANGER]! MEMBER WHO USED THE LETTERS OF POWER TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED MADE THE LIST UNMANAGEABLY LONG. SO MUCH SO THAT I KEPT STEPPING ON IT.
NOW TO THE ISSUES AT HAND!!!
WE AT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ARE AMBIVALENT TOWARDS THIS WAR. WE NEITHER SUPPORT NOR ENDORSE NOR ESCHEW NOR DISCOURAGE IT. WE CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY ITS EXISTENCE, AS WE HAVE NOT SEEN ANY EXPLOSIONS FIRST HAND YET.
OUR FAVORITE BEER SELECTION SHOULD HAVE BEEN OBVIOUS (HEY!) TO EVEN THE MOST DIM AMONG YOU, IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION. WE DRINK SAM ADAMS. MANY VARIETIES OF SAM ADAMS. TODAY I AM DRINKING OCTOBERFEST. IT IS SPLENDID.
SCOTCH! THIS ONE IS SITUATIONAL! FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS SUCH AS BIRTHS, DEATHS, WEDDINGS AND EXPLODING LLAMAS, WE PREFER JOHNNY WALKER BLUE LABEL. FOR OTHER OCCASIONS SUCH AS WHEN WE HAVE A COLD AND NEED A HOT TODDY, WHEN WE FEEL LIKE DRINKING AN ENTIRE LITER OF SCOTCH, OR WHEN WE NEED TO DRESS A WOUND, WE CHOOSE THE FAMOUS GROUSE INSTEAD OF JWBL, SO AS NOT TO GO BROKE.
HA!
SAM
MASTER BREWER,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
