How does SOF's sausage taste in your mouth?

The other night on IRC, I told you how to stay on our good side, and you blew it off.

Now you're blowing our sausage.

I hope it's salty enough for you.

A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "You must be Polish"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something."

" If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?"

"Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"

" Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?"

"Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

"And If I'd asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

" Well, I probably wouldn't."

"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

My fluff lyrics

My sausage cost a late night fee
Your sausage got the HIV
My sausage plays on the double feature screen
Your sausage went straight to DVD

My sausage bigger than a bridge
Your sausage look like a little kids
My sausage rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your sausage look like you fourteen

My sausage locked in a cage (right)
Your sausage suffer from stage fright
My sausage so hot its stolen
Your sausage look like Gary Coleman

My sausage pink and big
Your sausage stinks like fluff
My sausage got a caesar doo,
Your sausage needs a tweezer dude

My sausage is like supersize
Your sausage look like two fries
My sausage more mass than the Earth
Your sausage half staff (it needs work)

My sausage been there done that
Your sausage sits there with dunce cap
My sausage , V.I.P.
Your sausage needs I.D.

My sausage need no introduction
Your sausage don't even function
My sausage served a whole lunch-in
Your sausage , it look like a munchkin

My sausage size of a pumpkin
Your sausage look like Macaulay Culkin
My sausage good good lovin'
Your sausage good for nothin'

My sausage bench pressed 350
Your sausage couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My sausage pretty damn skimpy
Your sausage hungry as a hippy

My sausage don't fit down the chimney
Your sausage is like a kid from the Philippines
My sausage is like an M16
Your sausage , broken vending machine

My sausage parts the seas
Your sausage farts and quiefs
My sausage rumble in the jungle
Your sausage got touched by your uncle

My sausage goes to yoga
Your sausage fruit roll up
My fluff grade a beef
Your sausage may-day geek

My sausage sick and dangerous
Your sausage quick and painless
My sausage 'nuff said.
Your sausage loves sweat



It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
SoF is the best in the business
P.s. we got sausage like Jesus

Recipe for Easy Sausage Stuffing

1 pound Bob Evans® Savory Sage or Original Recipe Sausage Roll

1 large onion, diced

3 stalks celery, diced

1 (14 ounce) package cubed stuffing

1 teaspoon poultry seasoning

2 1/2 cups chicken broth

1/2 cup melted butter

In a large skillet over medium heat, crumble sausage. Add onion and celery and cook, stirring occasionally until sausage is brown. In a large bowl, place cubed stuffing. Add sausage mixture. Sprinkle with poultry seasoning. Pour broth and butter over the top and toss to combine. Spoon mixture into a 9x13 inch baking dish; cover. Bake at 350 degrees F for 45 minutes.

bob evans can fluffing suck a fluff. that place blows

+17

Tried it once, sucks as much as sonnys.

Lol it's as I thought it would be, bitter / sweet but an awful after taste....

Fag!

Last time I tried it, it was a little smokey.