INFINITE MONKEY #3920391 HAS SUCCESSFULLY EXPLODED AND STOLEN ALL THE WHISKEY FROM TIE, LEAVING 714 WITHOUT ANY LIQUOR.

WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING ABLE TO DIVIDE BY ZERO

THE MONKEYS WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS THAN UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!!

HA!

JOE DANGER
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING

PS:
GS
May 9, 11:53
INFINITE MONKEYS DIVIDE BY ZERO (#970) (DANGER)
Whiskey Mt (#714) (Infernal)
1 C
AND
1 MONKEY

JOE

I HOPE YOU ARE PROMOTED FOR THIS AND WILL FINALLY BE IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING

Danger, you win. By exploding on my whiskey you are leaving me sober. Red does not like to be sober. I hope you can forgive us



TIE

time to spank the monkey.

am i allowed to kill JOE DANGER for stealing? or do i have to settle for just chopping off his arms?

RED_X FAILS
DANGER COULD NOT POSSIBLY READ YOUR POST.THEY HAVE BEEN STEALING SO MUCH DK BEER AND DC WHISKEY TRYING TO DIVIDE BY 0 YOU MUST,I REPEAT MUST LEAVE CAPS ON AT ALL TIMES

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING, THEY DO NOT WRITE IN CAPS! THEY HOLD THE SHIFT KEY WHILE MAINTAINING PERFECT HOME ROW POSITION!!!

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL TO SEE, THAT OUR MESSAGE HAS REACHED FAR AND WIDE. AS I TYPE THIS WITH PINKY DEPRESSED ON THE RIGHT SHIFT KEY, I WISH I HAD A HAND FREE TO WIPE THE TEAR OF JOY AND PRIDE!!

HA!

DR. DANGER

YOU STOLE MY WHISKEY, DO I GET SOBER NOW?

just steal it back. hmmm, you mean that's all i have to do to get free booze? might be time for a change in moral philosophy...

Good Luck EDge!