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Mar 30th 2013, 20:45:53

makes me cry. also gives me the urge to shoot Hitler. wonder if it was really a suicide or if i found a way to travel back in time in the future. well, i didn't leave me a note saying that i enjoyed shooting him. wonder if the Soviets just misplaced my letter.
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Mar 30th 2013, 22:38:54

hmm, just me and the mods in here, eh? shhh, don't tell MADD that i rode another 2.6 miles on the unicycle while under the influence of 200ml of brandy. they might flip their wigs when they realize that they were clapping me on.
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Mar 30th 2013, 23:01:21

hmmm, i should be more careful. apparently the police have decided to run over the drunks before they can get into their cars. http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/...lice-vehicle-in-delaware/

oh, i don't have a car.
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Mar 30th 2013, 23:56:38

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?
You Find A Man That Can Hold Her Down.
He'll Give Her A Bunch Of Chores,
And We'll See A,
If That's Enough To Solve A Problem Like Maria!
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Mar 31st 2013, 0:36:33

going to have to research how bed coverings were cleaned. king sized comforter around 3 inches thick before the invention of the washing machine that we're not allowed to use to wash them in. maybe that's why people started smoking.
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Mar 31st 2013, 1:14:44

and apparently my Austrian ancestors didn't sing about edelweiss. wonder if they smoked it...
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Mar 31st 2013, 1:38:08

well, least i figured out why Julie Andrews isn't Peter Pan. now i just have to figure out why i got Mary Virginia Martin confused with Dame Julie Andrews. probably something to do with all the lost boys actually being gay women. no wonder the pirates were after them.
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Mar 31st 2013, 1:42:03

Nah, they preferred a good Bavarian Lager, trust me.
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Mar 31st 2013, 1:49:43

i suppose that's why Austria had a Navy. to keep all the pirates away from their landlocked Bavarian Lager.
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Mar 31st 2013, 7:09:26

The Austrian Navy can set sail in a couple of kegs, dude.
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Mar 31st 2013, 12:42:19

a hundred years ago dibs would have been the poster child for the temperance movement.

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Mar 31st 2013, 13:55:48

I'm not one who crashes into things. it's the sober people who need more temperance. they be crazy.
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Mar 31st 2013, 19:29:00

interesting. just found out that Noah was a drunk. why did God put a drunk in charge of saving all the animals and the human race from the great flood? wonder what his BAC level was when he has navigating the ark. oh, and apparently some Muslims wrote something about Judas being the one who died on the cross so Jesus could make a quick getaway. what a fascinating day.
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Mar 31st 2013, 20:47:05

julie andrews was quite an attractive woman, in her day, if i do say so myself.

noah may have been a drunk, but i'm more concerned with the children he bore..