if you need this https://www.getezeyeskeyboard.com/

probably a good thing that i don't work tech support.
do you have a large yellow keyboard in front of you?
why yes, yes i do.
*click*

wtf how did you do that dibs?

you'll have to be more specific than "that", I'm currently running around without a clue.

oh. did it fill in your billing information and shipping address? that wasn't me. your computer did that.

yeah! fluff those people who can't see well!

yeah. shoot them between the eyes. what they need to use a keyboard fir if they can't see the screen?

no idea how that is easier to eyes than white and black keyboard.

there are some keyboards for gamers where keys are lighted.

my alienware laptop has nifty lights. keyboard is a bit flat though.

If you bought an alienware laptop you shouldn't be using a computer.

don't you have some suiciding clan to run warchats for?

I'm not in the war department.

not that it'd matter even if imag had warchat now.

What do you have against people who are visually impaired?

Seriously. My daughter is legally blind. Computers are an incalculable benefit to the blind and visually impaired with screen readers and zoom programs.

My daughter has a program called zoomtext which she sets to about +350-400% so she can see some of what is on the screen and it also reads all text for her. Also it changes the colors to high-contrast combinations.

But typical keyboards dont have a zoom. So high-contrast keyboards make it much easier. We also put tactile clues on certain keys.

So, BUGGER OFF. Let people who know something about actual disabilities create accommodations that make life better while you learn how to STFU.

THIS. He probably buys monster cables too

why do people need to see the keyboard? why not just use an onscreen keyboard if you're going to chicken peck? i see no value for this gimmicky product. Stick your head up your ass and STFU yourself.

doubt monsters would have booted me if i did.

Dibs, your ignorance is only exceeded by your stupidity.

ahh, such a sweet and caring insult. stop it. you're making me get weepy eyes. btw, you're a bit confused about who is the ignorant and stupid one. you should quit practicing in front of the mirror.

I noticed it advertised being ergonomic when in fact it is not.

tada

Gary this is exactly why people can no longer make..
short jokes
tall jokes
fat jokes
skinny jokes
racial jokes
white jokes
black jokes
Asian jokes
paki jokes
brown jokes
red jokes
pink jokes
iq jokes
smart jokes
stupid jokes
male jokes
female jokes
lesbian jokes
gay jokes
straight jokes
pedophile jokes
child jokes
religious jokes
animal jokes
weather jokes
water jokes
dirty jokes
clean jokes
handicapped jokes
un-handicapped jokes
penis jokes long/short/non
vagina jokes sloppy/tight/
nipple jokes big/small/pink/brown
fart jokes
stinky/smelly jokes


I'm sure I've forgotten some... its a long list... but i believe in the interest of not hurting anyone's feelings... a mod can sticky this TTT and add to as necessary...
that is all.