I need your help... yes YOU! - Earth Empires Forum

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:06:44

Due to recent, unforeseen, circumstances I am in jeopardy of losing my spot under Patty's bed! Essentially, the fat cat game (galleri) and board (Detmer) mods are pressuring her to make me get out from under her bed. At least, this is the reason Patience is giving me. I have been here for years, and have no place else to go.

So, here I am, in need of your help! I know I may not have gotten along with all of you, but I hope that this is a cause that you can all support. Sure, it starts with them taking my spot under Patty's bed, but what is next? Havoc's spot under her floorboards? Where will the insanity end!?

WHAT CAN YOU DO?
I'm American, and I live in the greatest country, because I don't have to think about anything. I also believe that all modern social change is rooted in internet petitions. As a result, I started an online petition. Please sign! With your help, we can put these corporate shills in their place!

https://www.change.org/...os-stay-under-patty-s-bed

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:13:48

Also, if you are living on a hippie commune, and cannot leave your address (wish I could have made that optional) show your support by posting here! If we can get just 7,139 posts in this one thread, I may have a chance!

galleri

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:14:43

What!? How did I get involved?

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:15:14

Originally posted by galleri:

What!? How did I get involved?

CORPORATE FAT CAT!

galleri

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:20:30

No No No....I have a better title:
Game Moderator

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:21:34

They are synonyms!

I may be a fat cat too, but I am a fat cat of the people, by the people, and for the people!

Red X

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:23:04

Galleri! shame on you.

My attitude is that of a Hulk smash
Mixed with Tony Montana snortin' bags of his coke stash
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:24:17

Notice how Red X has signed my petition, but Galleri has not! Shame on her indeed! She's getting pillow subsidies from the pillow mines on Tarnon IV.

Red X

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:26:54

lol

My attitude is that of a Hulk smash
Mixed with Tony Montana snortin' bags of his coke stash
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:27:31

Originally posted by Red X:

lol

Funny because it's true!

Red X

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:33:29

Originally posted by EL Kronos:

Originally posted by Red X:

lol

Funny because it's true!

I know

My attitude is that of a Hulk smash
Mixed with Tony Montana snortin' bags of his coke stash
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:35:55

"Heck, I had a witty comment. To bad someone else has registered th nick" - Mickster

I demand this be rectified at once!

Magellaan

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:36:19

Defining the greatest country as a place where you don't have to think xD How american lol

Not MD, fake Magellaan.

Mickster269

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:37:07

Don't do it. It's a Trap!

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:37:14

Preggo lady got thrown under the bus :p

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:39:06

Originally posted by Mickster269:

Don't do it. It's a Trap!

Not even the, "It's a trap" Ackbar youtube link? Mickster, you've gotten lazy!... Lazier.

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:39:15

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Preggo lady got thrown under the bus :p

It was self defense!

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:39:47

Originally posted by Magellaan:

Defining the greatest country as a place where you don't have to think xD How american lol

I refuse to think about what it is you have said, and will take your statement as a compliment.

galleri

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:40:23

Red X never signed your petition. He is trying to get you to be his Prime Rib dip.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

tellarion

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:40:26

Elky!

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:41:24

Joke is on you Galleri, I was born to be his prime rib dip!

TTEELLAA!

Mickster269

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:44:27

Originally posted by EL Kronos:

Originally posted by Mickster269:

Don't do it. It's a Trap!

Not even the, "It's a trap" Ackbar youtube link? Mickster, you've gotten lazy!... Lazier.

Frack, dude. I make a Cameo Appearance after all these years, and you bust my chops over references?

( And they wonder why I quoted Gregory House all of those years...)

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:45:50

Originally posted by Mickster269:

Originally posted by EL Kronos:

Originally posted by Mickster269:

Don't do it. It's a Trap!

Not even the, "It's a trap" Ackbar youtube link? Mickster, you've gotten lazy!... Lazier.

Frack, dude. I make a Cameo Appearance after all these years, and you bust my chops over references?

( And they wonder why I quoted Gregory House all of those years...)

Fine! I'll deal with it!

I thought Gregory House quoted you?

Mickster269

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:47:13

It was a mutual appreciation relationship.

galleri

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:47:59

I almost seriously was gonna say that wasn't Mickster, but other sources prove to be true. heh.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 5:49:17

Originally posted by Mickster269:

It was a mutual appreciation relationship.

Sounds about right.

Originally posted by galleri:

I almost seriously was gonna say that wasn't Mickster, but other sources prove to be true. heh.

Mickster is like the bubonic plague. He killed most of Europe and still manages to turn up every now and then.

Mickster269

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Dec 2nd 2012, 6:01:43

I didn't kill them.

I banned them.

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 6:02:31

Originally posted by Mickster269:

I didn't kill them.

I banned them.

Killed ... banned... same thing...

iScode

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Dec 2nd 2012, 6:14:16

DEATH TO EL's!!!!!

iScode
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DEATH TO SOV!

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 6:14:47

Originally posted by iScode:

DEATH TO EL's!!!!!

You lack the harries on your berries.

zdravko

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Dec 2nd 2012, 6:49:24

El Tristo rolls on his grave every night due to the great shame Kronos brought to the once proud El brethren. Death to Kronos!

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 6:50:51

Originally posted by zdravko:

El Tristo rolls on his grave every night due to the great shame Kronos brought to the once proud El brethren. Death to Kronos!

EL Tristo was a saint!

Marshal

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Dec 2nd 2012, 12:21:55

yea when compared to you.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Akula

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Dec 2nd 2012, 14:44:07

poor Elk :(

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Patience

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Dec 2nd 2012, 17:01:04

Hahaha... OMG, look at all the old faces! *tacklehugs Mickster* And look at all the people I haven't seen in a while, too!!! *tacklehugs ELK & TELLA*. (Glad to finally see you make an appearance, Mick. It's been too long!)

It's true... The evil galleri has been harassing me constantly to bend me to her will, and Detmer joined in because he wants the space for his ever-growing snail farm. :( I don't want to kick ELK out, but what can I do? They're big and scary and I'm afraid to stand up to them!

In an effort to effect social change, I have signed the petition... And will now be forced to hide from galleri and Detmer under Mick's bed. Could someone please throw me a sandwich now and again?

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 19:47:32

Originally posted by Patience:

Whose face are YOU calling old? I have a young spry face! If you are lucky, I may even take it out of the jar and wear it for you!

It is an important cause! *throws sandwiches for all who sign*

Marshal

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Dec 2nd 2012, 20:20:58

elky is old, its known fact.

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 20:41:08

Lies and slander (again)!

Marshal

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Dec 2nd 2012, 20:57:14

it is true that elky is old.

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 22:00:31

No, I am forever young. Like that movie.

Edited By: EL Kronos on Dec 2nd 2012, 22:16:34
See Original Post

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 22:16:49

But not that song.

Patience

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Dec 2nd 2012, 22:21:08

lol... Actually I was calling Mick old. You misinterpreting it was just a happy side effect. :D

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

Marshal

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Dec 2nd 2012, 22:29:02

elky is next to metusalem aka mickster.

EL Kronos

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Dec 2nd 2012, 22:42:35

Originally posted by Patience:

lol... Actually I was calling Mick old. You misinterpreting it was just a happy side effect. :D

I'll happy side effect you!

Marshal

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Dec 2nd 2012, 23:04:47

don't get her preggo.

archaic

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Dec 2nd 2012, 23:08:09

Galleri was never this heartless before she moved to kentucky, I blame soviet for this.

Cheating Mod Hall of Shame: Dark Morbid, Turtle Crawler, Sov

Grimm

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Dec 2nd 2012, 23:27:55

What I want to know is who the fluff is metasalem?

Patience

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Dec 3rd 2012, 0:16:08

Pretty sure he means Methuselah... but we'll cut him some slack, because Hebrew probably isn't his first language. :D

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

EL Kronos

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Dec 3rd 2012, 0:19:45

Originally posted by Marshal:

don't get her preggo.

Too late!

Hebrew is the original language of love.

Patience

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Dec 3rd 2012, 1:53:45

I thought that was French...???

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.