Squeak! Squeakk

Oh no, there's that revolting little rodent again. And you know, it smells like excrement around here. Maybe its someone's escaped anal vole, ha ha

Hey there JJ23, just thought of something else while I'm having so much fun. If you ever get to Tournament A, which is EXTREMELY doubtful since you can't hide behind GDI when you bottomfeed or cheat with DR, you can call your country "vicious vole from Bug's bunghole" ha ha. It even rhymes!

Yeah, silly isn't it? Get out your M16's yanks! Isn't that the third ammendment or something?

squeak!! squeak!!!

Hey, did you hear a nasty rodent somewhere around here?

PS **waggles fingers in ears and makes squeaking noises** squeak!!

JJ23, I believe you are completely nuts. Unfortunately not just eccentric nuts but violently insane. And that would be a better excuse that you might use than your "First Ammendment Rights". Luckily most of the world isn't american and couldn't care less about your country's constitution.

Hey, does calling someone a small vicious rodent count as making fun? If so, I'm all for it. And I didn't say you were a nasty little weasel so I can't be banned. Nyahh Nyahh Nyahh, ha ha

JJ23, I consider what you said threatening, rude and arrogant. Instead of continuing to rant about the unfairness of it all you should be apologizing. And I do not like people who go on about Columbine and killing bullies, especially when they rave like lunatics and make personal attacks on me. You may say that you have not directly threatened me, but your intentions to intimidate are clear. You have the right to kill me because I'm a bully? Whats wrong with you? And what was that you could do to Bug in real life with your hands tied behind your back?

Also I don't believe the kids at Columbine were bullies, they were just being children and laughing at people who chose to be weirdos. Only a pyschotic would be provoked by that to kill them. I was trying to understand whether or not you were pychotic by provoking you there.. after all, all you can do to me is try to flatten all my Rock Lobster countries. We had one psychotic individual posting on these boards. You sure sound like another. I think the response here from the Moderator is way too mild given the level of threats, and the ongoing threats after warnings, and the total lack of remorse or intention to stop.

I accept my warning about language. I completely meant what I said and accept that if I speak like that again I will get a ban.
I assume it was the nasty weasel accusation, since I've never heard that used, but have heard stfu, and various forms of fluff words about 1000 times.

Nice writing style Nukevil. Sort of reminds me of Bram Stoker describing the experiment, and an interesting experiment it was

Have you got a country now tduong? Its fun bullying you except we tend to get about 30 posts of absolute garbage with occasional nuggets of truth.
But you know, those kids at Columbine were bullies. They poked fun at those other kids all the time. They just didn't know when to quit.

But you thought about it echlori! Admit it.

OK, so do you think the kids at Columbine who were shot were bullies? I guess some of us here, myself included can be bullies sometimes too. I guess we shouldn't provoke people like that

Go fluff your self you nasty little weasel. And go ahead and ban me Warster.

Thats nice to hear JJ23, but I dislike your arrogance, cheating, and most especially RL death threats. You represent what is absolutely worst about Americans. Unfortunately your country has real missiles and tanks.

I just read all the Jared posts. I hope you are not another one. After that, I would think that anyone who makes real life threats would be banned. What do you think?

Ha ha... It would be an insult to Lobsters to call td that!

If you don't have a country why don't you piss off?

DR is a very effective defense. A few sets ago I played a landfarm rep casher with zero military, no allies. I finally bought a few turrets Saturday night and jumped Sunday morning in a DR of 14. I came 6th.

So its no wonder people can win by exploiting DR with friends. I think we should remember that the rules clearly state "Clans are not allowed". This is a solo server.

Also, for multiple reasons, I wish JJ23 would be permanently banned from this game.

Hope crest is OK

It was you

Thats true blid.

I think this might be worth trying: 6 Hours DR in Express. Humanitarian protection with GDI if you are 6 times smaller or bigger. Eliminate GDI protection from ABS, GS's and harmful spyops after one attack on a country, but only by the country you have attacked.

I agree with Fatty about the GDI. It has resulted in too much protection for shameless bottomfeeders. And now we have DR protection for people playing as clans who purposely put each other into DR. So the protection offered by DR for the little countries who are bottomfed is being abused. All that being said, I still enjoy Express and will keep playing and trying to get better at the game.

+1 :)

But luckily I'm not on TV :)

And she's cross-eyed

I appreciated the free DR, but it was unsolicited. And haven't you guys figured out the double tech bug yet?

Bonus

I apologize oldman.

2 hours ago
You sold 22,222 Oil Barrels for $9,608,793.
488,807 Oil Barrels remain for sale.

2.7 hours ago
You sold 22,222 Oil Barrels for $9,608,793.
511,029 Oil Barrels remain for sale.

4.3 hours ago
You purchased 50,000 Jets at $103 for $5,459,000 via standing order.
1,950,000 Jets remain in your order.

douchebaggery :)

douchebaggery?

take that, anus feeder

42.5 mins ago
You sold 10,000 Oil Barrels for $4,587,200.
732,979 Oil Barrels remain for sale.

42.6 mins ago
You sold 10,000 Oil Barrels for $4,587,200.
742,979 Oil Barrels remain for sale.

44.9 mins ago
You sold 20,000 Oil Barrels for $9,174,400.
752,979 Oil Barrels remain for sale

2.4 hours ago
You sold 3000 Oil Barrels for $772,680.
956,052 Oil Barrels remain for sale.

PS I am trouble with tribbles.

I mean no disrespect crest, Im just joking around. Still, turrets, buy 100, sell 176, oil; buy 48, sell 278,

I NEVER joke!! This is very serious. Kim won buttocks is rolling in his . ummm, specatcle

Peace man! no problems, unless we decide as a government to drop bombs on you and your associates/ And, cheers!

X

BTW. what are you selling, Nigerian motherfluffer?

Ahh come on. Don't you think she's cute?

Thats my wife

http://www.smh.com.au/...ammer-20120223-1tpsd.html

There ya go mate

So, how do you like being a telemarketer Crest? Very fulfilling

Getafix B.Sc. MBA

Did you all know that the EE Express Game is a required extracurricular activity for newly hired MBA's at Goldman Sachs?

tdonky :)
And he was doing so well for a couple weeks

Bonus!

Yeah, thats true. My dog keeps running away from the computer when I log on to these messages.

Hey, did you hear about the Vienamese redneck who tried odor eaters? He disappeared

Things are pretty good when there is so much volatility a Rep Casher can make 100's of millions buying and selling. I hate to say it, but, MUPPETS!

Thank God they let us use computers from our cells

It usually takes a triple tap, or a DT and insults to make me go ballistic.