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Doug

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Feb 11th 2022, 0:20:34

Paradigm in the top 20? Yes ma’am! With only 9 misfits returning, it’s nice being the Secretary of State/FA for such an unruly rowdy bunch.

Thank you also to our pacted allies, it meant a great deal. And those signed or being signed for next set.

And thanks again for welcoming me back and PDM back. Holding #1 average net worth for a few moments it was an honor returning and sharing that spot with the big guys who are better at math than us. lol

And Buch will be along after every post I make to confirm he hates me with the passion of a nova.

Was nice returning for a bit. Silly nostalgia gets to us all I suppose.

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Feb 11th 2022, 0:03:04

That seemed long af! glad to be welcomed back.

Edited By: Doug on Feb 11th 2022, 0:26:36

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Feb 9th 2022, 5:02:12

It’s always kind of been the PDM way. I’d gladly step down if you returned. 😎

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Feb 9th 2022, 4:58:51

Ha!! 😏

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Feb 8th 2022, 22:06:53

Decided not to post that lol

Edited By: Doug on Feb 8th 2022, 22:19:34

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Feb 7th 2022, 21:32:33

Originally posted by g0nz0:

Originally posted by Ivan:

It flew right over their heads as usual Galleri, nothing ever really changes around here :)

You go gurl!! Floor a fascist! The game is rigged for old rich white people. We can't let this go on forever!! >:(

Giggled at this lol I’m purposely staying out of this debate as to avoid problems lol but guuuurl lol LOL

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Feb 7th 2022, 18:10:03

Originally posted by Drow:

Who let Doug do FA for PDM???

Leto… god is he stupid lol jk Nah but you are right lol guess you’d have to ask other clans and Leto how I’ve managed PDM this set sir. lol

Edited By: Doug on Feb 7th 2022, 18:12:09

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Feb 7th 2022, 17:42:25

Ouch drow geez… people are looking at us…

Edited By: Doug on Feb 7th 2022, 18:07:41

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Feb 7th 2022, 3:04:53

Omg you are baaaaaad

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Feb 7th 2022, 2:46:55

I’m either too young or gay to have gotten that joke without reading it 17 times. Y’all perverted old men lol it’s like a truck stop around this boys club lol ok I’ll keep my little twink axx out of this one.

I’m actually working a side job at a biker bar tomorrow night. $300 to sit in a police car and babysit bikes after a biker “club” funeral. 12 inches of snow on the ground. Anywayyyyyyy

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Feb 7th 2022, 1:42:29

Originally posted by galleri:

This was Buch's country last per his profile...
https://www.eestats.com/...iance/oldcountry/2731/418

There is nothing he killed on there.

Buch, you can't force PDM to war another clan in a bet.

Edit: this was the Elders country that was involved with the stuff last set on PDM.
https://www.eestats.com/alliance/oldcountry/2731/91
The profile is not open, so who knows who it is.

Well gee…. Who wants the odds…

Buuuuut if I’m indeed in error my apologies.
So I’ll change that to Elderz killed it. So Buch you knew nothing of this? Your own clan with your teammate and you had no say, input, or knowledge of this?

But back to the reason he asked me for, that why. Fact still remains. But at this point my twink axx forgot what the hell was the topic at hand.

Oh bushels. See Buch comes along and gets me all off topic and flushed.

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Feb 7th 2022, 0:30:49

“I’ll even bet you” “So your dumb” geez with zingers like that how could i respond. Your class at the community college on greater oratory paid off Buch.

Leto has the info on the kill and can confirm it. It must have been another elderz Buch type country that did it. If that’s the case I publicly apologize.

As for PDM warring with LAF? That may be a little difficult my friend.

Edited By: Doug on Feb 7th 2022, 0:38:21

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Feb 6th 2022, 23:40:31

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Doug:

$38 bushels? You cowards! I’m ready to set the building on fire. You do realize for MOST of you once you hit $36 after 6% or %10 market costs you’re at $33.84 and $32.40 respectfully. $37 is pushing it. Then y’all run to the private market for $34. Make the game interesting and quit undercutting because you stocked 500 million and are pissing your pants the last 2 days. Guuuuurl

https://images.app.goo.gl/eN8s6y1852dHcMvL6

This is why netterz suck. Boo hoo poor me. Why are you undercutting. Why did you hit me. Where's my safe space? We should all get to be number 1.

Wow I actually agree with 1 thing you said. Buch I was hardly in on the hits, yes I did hit you. A: for being a fluffburglar spying on me all set. B: For bad form hitting, and killing a brand new player to EE last set on the very last day of the set the very last hour, and she will not return to the game. C: I just wanted to penetrate you. Uhhh I mean with jets… umm yeah and lastly Captain pillow biter, I’ve never tried being an enemy of yours or anyone else’s. I actually want to see people play and enjoy it.

Oh and D: Gains and SOF were holding the blow up doll of my Nick carter Backstreet Boys blow up doll hostage and made me. 😘

Edited By: Doug on Feb 6th 2022, 23:43:50

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Feb 6th 2022, 21:40:15

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Feb 6th 2022, 20:17:21

Originally posted by Gerdler:

I have not sold bushels under 300 in weeks! I agree with doug, undercutters are losers! Lets bring this baby to $600 (bushels). People cant live without food, meanwhile wind, nuclear and more farts are all we need to replace oil! #gogreen

Love this. Bunch of sissies. lol

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Feb 6th 2022, 19:51:26

You’re the one putting up tainted $33 bushels aren’t you. Admit it. LoL

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Feb 6th 2022, 19:34:18

Originally posted by ddog:

The year was 1914…. Germany had just decided they wanted to mess with the Franco Russian alliance

It was the year ddog hated me being in Paradigm, but one day realized I wasn’t THAT bad. I think it was 2000 or 2001. I was in school. I’m one of the younger ones still around but play on alliance.

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Feb 6th 2022, 19:11:21

With a war going on, will you pussiex underselling food grow a pair and keep it where it should be? And the spread on oil is ridiculous. Yes I know you’re all destocking like maniacs, but jesustapdancingchrist! $40-45 bushels wouldn’t be like out of the realm of possibilities.

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Feb 3rd 2022, 7:38:53

So 2 huge clans kill you and you go after a clan with 4 active members? Rather than those who killed you. Wow what a tough guy.

You were hit 2 times. Last set you killed a country learning how to play on the last day of the set just fun. Then all your spyops this set? So it’s easy to go after a part time clan rather than a clan that killed uoininn1 min and 35 seconds.

Summary: Kiss my axx Buch

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Feb 3rd 2022, 5:54:15

Buch do you think SOF of LAF need to call Paradigm, in to kill you? we’re here just to pass out power bars and bottles of water.

Ps. What did you do to start all this?

Edited By: Doug on Feb 3rd 2022, 6:11:44

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Feb 2nd 2022, 16:39:40

Hmm

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Jan 28th 2022, 7:57:55

Originally posted by galleri:

No eff you all.
Clearly just jealous of me.

Originally posted by galleri:

No eff you all.
Clearly just jealous of me.

-cuddles up to galleri- shhhhh ignore the men…. Dougie here…. 🥰🥰🥰

https://64.media.tumblr.com/...nfvobq51te3dgzo1_500.gifv

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Jan 27th 2022, 19:22:47

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Buch, I think Doug loves you and Galleri is jealous

@ suicidal lol hahhahahab how cute it gaple s knghe last aster the msg few mm emgb mknhbs my!!!

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Jan 27th 2022, 4:14:47

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

I will sell you a naked nap with Buch for entertainment value.

Uhhhh KOH I’m gay, not blind… How much would you charge to Make. Sure. That. Never. Happens!!!!!!

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Jan 27th 2022, 4:09:42

Originally posted by Buch:

Elders will sell you unap for 1,000,000,000,000 in fa.

Originally posted by Buch:

Elders will sell you unap for 1,000,000,000,000 in fa.

Originally posted by Buch:

Elders will sell you unap for 1,000,000,000,000 in fa.

Originally posted by Buch:

Elders will sell you unap for 1,000,000,000,000 in fa.

I’m 35 not 55, can I get a 6’2 cute twink discount?

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Jan 27th 2022, 2:31:34

Signing pacts a little early for next set, but if you need to list me to deal with unruly paradigm members? I own a taser. And will consider pacts if anyone wishes for next set. First male (mumbles) twink FA/Secretary of State in Paradigm history entering it’s 21st year!

Retal policy is:

1: https://c.tenor.com/...ZgLAAAAAC/car-on-fire.gif

Nahhh 1:1, clan:clan, acre to acre upon negotiation

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Jan 26th 2022, 23:41:19

Yes, my apologies.

Edited By: Doug on Jan 26th 2022, 23:54:10

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Jan 26th 2022, 22:41:42

Try it sometime. Prostate stimulation is healthy. May cheer you up. I mean you may have to pay for it, but I know I’m more cheerful and enjoy life after my days off with Colin…. I mean… shopping… talking about shopping..

Edited By: Doug on Jan 26th 2022, 22:47:37

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Jan 26th 2022, 18:58:00

Oops

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Jan 26th 2022, 18:56:03

Thank you Buch. I was not. His name is not dog. It’s Colin. Oh wait. Ummmm. Uhhhhh. Cathy! That’s it Coleen!

For you heterosexual old men, here’s the grad school/first job twink starter pak to teach our parents: (yes it’s clean)

https://i.kym-cdn.com/...ebook/001/671/555/336.png

Know one when you see it in its natural i habitat. (Clean as well)

https://i.redd.it/651nue7o22tz.jpg

Edited By: Doug on Jan 26th 2022, 22:43:15

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Jan 26th 2022, 16:26:45

Digital masturbation?

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Jan 26th 2022, 14:58:47

Butch, requiem (if remember) are a few centuries younger then you. I mean decades… 😘

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Jan 25th 2022, 19:44:32

Cause I’m a cute blonde twink and have manners.

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