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Feb 13th 2023, 14:02:07

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Coalie - You claim you were on our side, and everything you did was on the up and up. No foul play. All you did was hide your identity, for some unknown reason.


If that's the case then why are these the only three attacks you engaged in the entire set?

2023-01-28 15:06:19 GS 1969 CoomMobile (#47) RESIST Taker (#9) Freedom 1434C 618 F
2023-01-28 15:06:17 GS 1969 CoomMobile (#47) RESIST Taker (#9) Freedom 1462C 618 F
2023-01-28 15:06:06 GS 1969 CoomMobile (#47) RESIST Taker (#9) Freedom DH


That's it. In a war that saw us kill 8 or 9 people, and carried out thousands of attacks, you only made three attacks. And it wasn't even against Darkness.


If you were really playing WITH US, and not engaging in the cheating we all know you were, then you would have actually played with us. You would have participated in the war.


Otherwise, you weren't really playing with us, were you? You were simply in our discord, trying to act like you were with us, while you sabotaged our team, gave players bad advice, and fed information back to Darkness leadership.



The facts are damning, Coalie.


This is all slander/libel

You left out a lot of pertinent information here on Taker (#9) Freedom. That was the first target we killed. I did 20 Cause Dissensions and 10 Demoralize. I broke the target 3 times to get it within reach to u guys. He died in that killrun. What else did you want me to do? Rub you to completion?

I was also present for 2 other killruns, one of which I did 20 Cause Dissensions and 10 Demoralize on Allentown Hammer. He got down to a 10k break before he walled. He's one of Darkness's most active player. Of course he was going to come online. Rouger is one of Darkness's best killers, and everyone knows he lives in Allentown. The 3rd target, I said let's kill something, everyone got online and we killed that target. I did 20 CDs, 10 DRs and Gerdler came in and sniped the kill on that target.

All your killruns werre impromptu runs, you did it at random times throughout the day. Sorry, but I'm not going to show up whenever you ping me on discord, I'm not your boyfriend.
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Feb 13th 2023, 5:30:11

Originally posted by g0nz0:
Originally posted by BlackHole:







Gerdler — 02/03/2023 9:54 PM
there are ways
Im just saying that hitting omega and not hitting evo is like giving the win to evo and tmac lol
he doesnt have defense either




Yeh I can see where this could be interpreted as a manipulative, if not sleezy, way of telling someone they should do something. You guys need to kiss and make up. Y'all make an excellent crew. Your team color is purple.


To Gerdler's defense, he is just playing the game like it was intended.
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Feb 13th 2023, 4:11:13

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Feb 13th 2023, 4:00:48


Edited By: Coalie on Feb 13th 2023, 5:36:49
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Feb 13th 2023, 3:42:54

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
You said you wanted to war in allaince. I suggested PDM as they have a few countries and I know for a fact that they ain’t a big war power house so you had a chance for a decent fight

Yes I said omega would rage quit and not retal cuz they aren’t a war team.

I told you not to hit Evo but you listened to Gerdler.

GERDLER TOLD U TO HIT EVO AND TO WRECK TMAC. WHY ARENT U POSTING THOSE LOGS?

you didn’t listen to me you you went with what Gerdler told you to do cuz you ARE GERDLERS PUPPET. And you died



Gerdler actually never asked me to hit Evo or Tmac. Not once.


LIES LIES AND MORE LIES! What's this?

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Feb 13th 2023, 3:40:18

https://imgur.com/a/lJjRprf

LIES LIES AND MORE LIES!!!
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Feb 13th 2023, 3:35:51

Originally posted by Requiem:
Lies, lies and more lies!

https://imgur.io/nBsYvJ3?r


whooooooooooooa....
oof.
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Feb 13th 2023, 3:21:34

Use the correct verbiage.

You suicided on Omega, EVO, and PDM and thought it was funny. And you were crushed for it.

and no, I didn't goad you to attack tmac. I specifically said NOT to hit tmac. I said if you were Gerdler's friend and wanted him to do a solid, you'd suicide TMAC to protect his record. Gerdler was watching the convo the entire time and did not even bother to interject. I said if I was gerdler's buddy, I'd suicide tmac to protect gerd's record. But I am not gerd's buddy so the point is mute. You didn't hit EVO to practice grabbing land, you hit them because you wanted ATTENTION.

But the bottom line is, you still suicided Omega EVO and PDM and you thought it was hilarious. It doesn't matter if someone tries to coach you to suicide netters and then eat sweedish meatballs after, your decision to suicide these guys is YOUR CHOICE AND RESPONSIBILITY. You SHOULDN'T have hit Swamp Guardian no matter who tells you to or not.

and yes, I was a dirty resistance player on teams last set, this is an ALLIANCE forum. I am a Merc's player here. I announced to everyone on my team that I was joining resist. I even told BlackHole I was a darkness player. I even told Blackhole that Darkness probably knew which country was mine, has the word "coom" in it. We tried to get these guys set up on GHQ and get access to warbots but all they did was trash talked the people that tried to help them.

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Feb 13th 2023, 2:57:22

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Coalie:
Symba, u aren’t allowed to talk. I specifically told you if you kept killing these guys over and over again, they weren’t gonna come back. And you just kept crushing and crushing until some of new guys stopped making countries.

Then when you found out Gerd joined them, you became extra bloodthirsty.

All you needed to do was give these guys some room to breathe. But nah, symba gonna be a symba.



Coalie don't even start with this crap. We would have been happy to keep fighting if we weren't fighting cheaters. You KNOW this to be true.

We were counting down the # of members we had ready for next set, you were privvy to those conversations. I genuinely enjoyed the fight. I just don't enjoy playing against cheaters.

For all I know you're staging a fake fight with Symba here to act like you weren't all in cahoots in this cheating.



We've already discussed this in your discord. I said do NOT hit tmac. I said if you were gerd's friend and wanted to do him a solid, you'd suicide tmac to protect Gerd's record. Gerd was watching the convo the whole time, and I did not find it surprising that he kept quiet. I said if I was Gerd's good friend, I'd do him a solid and suicide tmac, but I am absolutely NOT Gerdler's good friend or minion, so the point is mute. And you not suiciding tmac was the smartest thing you did last set. But the guys you DID suicide on fell short of their goals. You still suicided on Omega, EVO and PDM. And you thought it was hilarious and funny.

Also, I am not a liar. Everyone that wants to know (not that anybody really cares), I played in Resist group last set. I even announced it to everyone in darkness that I was joining resist tag. It was obvious that I was in the resist tag with the way I named my country. I even said the Darkness crew knew who I was in your tag. I even told you I was a darkness player. I was aware of open profiles too. I just have a soft spot for the underdogs. But the underdogs decided to have sweedish meatballs for breakfast lunch and dinner instead.

And no, I didn't want to reveal who I was. You said I was trash talking on you on the forums, I was bantering and having a friendly rivalry talk. But what you dished back was a lot worse. You were the REAL trashtalker. You were just embarrassed that you were hangin out with me the entire time and you also found out that you also trash talked me publicly the whole time.
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Feb 13th 2023, 2:06:15

Symba, u aren’t allowed to talk. I specifically told you if you kept killing these guys over and over again, they weren’t gonna come back. And you just kept crushing and crushing until some of new guys stopped making countries.

Then when you found out Gerd joined them, you became extra bloodthirsty.

All you needed to do was give these guys some room to breathe. But nah, symba gonna be a symba.
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Feb 13th 2023, 1:40:03

Cuda

01/31/2023 2:00 PM
Hahaha
Well Gerd is under our protection now.
So everyone won't fight us.
Astral is probably joining us too, btw.
I've had good conversatiosn with him over the past few days
And Req is joining us
BigPapi

01/31/2023 2:03 PM
i’ll think about man
Cuda

01/31/2023 2:04 PM
Ok. Well if there is someone you don't want in, just say it. I'd rather keep you around then bring in someone new. The way I look at it, you're one of core/early members. I really like playing alongside you.
BigPapi

01/31/2023 2:04 PM
i really dont want to get caught up with game drama.
Cuda

01/31/2023 2:05 PM
Use a different name and stay under the radar. All the drama is gonna be aimed at me. They are going to HATE ME when this is over.

BigPapi

01/31/2023 2:05 PM
I enjoy showing u the ropes on how to kill. It was really fun watching u actually kill someone

This is coming from a guy that told me to "use a different name and stay under the radar" after saying I was leaving the next set.

I announced to Demon and Symba that I was tagging up Resist for next set, and they were not happy. Everyone knew who I was on your team, I made it obvious it was me with the word "coom". I came in, tried to set you guys up, even asked Demon to come in and help you with websites and bots. I asked symba to come show you guys how to play and all you did was curse them all out and talked fluff. You then invited a known snake to the group, and then shortly after, you suicided PDM, EVO, and Omega and thought it was funny. I decided not to hang around a nasty suicider. So I left. You can say whatever you want at me, it's libel/slander. You can drink from whatever fountain that snake is feeding you.

And then you started talking about ABing darkness OOP and making weird tag names so they cant figure out who you were. Sorry man, just not my play-style. I'd rather just play in a different team.

But, you couldn't have been able to get kills without me showing you how to do it.

Edited By: Coalie on Feb 13th 2023, 1:52:01
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Feb 13th 2023, 0:34:57

Originally posted by SuperFly:
If any of the resistance guys want to stay and netgain you are welcome to join me in my tag as I am taking a break from darkness and pwning noobs.

Message me if you want to join Supers Angels.

We only have one rule. Do not hit anyone in a tag that has more than 2 countries. Untaggeds are fair game and they can be farmed and wrecked!

Let me know


Prepare to wall.
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Feb 10th 2023, 3:57:03

Snake, BAD44, UIS and Fastcars and FF1 for those strong finishes!

Darkness crew, great job clapping ez kills for the "war" if that's what you guys even called it. You guys took tag kill and NW lead over the office space gang literal miles. Fight was over before it even started. Next time, fight a real opponent please.

Freedom you guys did a great job defending your turf. Would do it again 10/10. You guys are resilient players with a lot of street credibility.

Edited By: Coalie on Feb 10th 2023, 4:04:51
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Feb 9th 2023, 17:44:40

Congrats to DD the head of the resistance crushing team!

“Let’s take the trash out” hoorah!
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Feb 9th 2023, 17:40:53

Congrats DD, the head of the resistance crushing team.

“Let’s take the trash out” hoorah

Edited By: Coalie on Feb 9th 2023, 17:43:16
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Feb 9th 2023, 14:08:02

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Oh well Celphi if u want to be on the losing side please join Black Hole in the Resistance tag. He started with 4 other players and he finishes the round all by himself in that tag.

I assume that the other 4 got tired of dying and they threw the towel in. The 2nd tier tag Rezist finished strong with 4 out of 5 players. So they were also down one player.

Thus the darkness claim of them losing players seems to be true. However he offset that loss by recruiting Gerdler as a pawn and not the leader.

As demonstrated Gerdler is = to 15 resistance players so technically yes their numbers; like Coalies member are growing.



Superfly, just shut the hell up dude. Im kinda annoyed by you right now. Instead of fighting a real war against a real crew, you’ve sucked us into roflstomp against a Walmart version of Zack and his Office Space crew.

I got your back either way. But damn bro.. find a real opponent next time.
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Feb 8th 2023, 20:35:26

I don’t know why this woman is challenging me to a 1v1 . I’ve never even heard of her.

But whatever, trash day is twice a week and I always take my cans out.

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Feb 8th 2023, 15:47:49

Celphi oh man I’ve missed you brother. Pop in to say hi
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Feb 7th 2023, 20:47:58

Bug you can come bunk with me please. Old ICN clan mates reunited once again
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Feb 6th 2023, 20:01:36

Originally posted by galleri:
Actually I had this idea for this server.
They all hated it.
They all hated me for even suggesting it.
So here we are. 😬


yeah dude, nobody wants to end up in a tag where the leader is a bipolar weirdo that suffers from borderline personality disorder.

I can see where the rest of the guys are coming from.
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Feb 6th 2023, 16:44:43

Lol this guy comes here and has criteria’s for:

Top dogs
Active alliances
Noob friendly
Official discord

And then gets swept up by Black Hole and ended up in the wrong hood.

Rofl.

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Feb 6th 2023, 2:46:59

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Coalie:
Originally posted by Leto:
Good morning,

I need a contact for Resist

Thanks


Crush him.



Coalie, what made you so angry in life?



Crushed.. EZ clap.

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Feb 6th 2023, 0:38:43

Originally posted by Leto:
Good morning,

I need a contact for Resist

Thanks


Crush her.

Edited By: Coalie on Feb 8th 2023, 20:36:27
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Feb 5th 2023, 20:55:56

Bro if I get into the same team as some weirdo named Black Hole, I would just quit the game forever.

There's too much inherent risk.
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Feb 3rd 2023, 14:55:29

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop going into work? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skylar. I am the danger. A guy opens his front door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.
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Feb 2nd 2023, 19:55:09

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Coalie, get off reddit and bring your own content.



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Feb 2nd 2023, 18:16:34

So I’m just browsing along, and I see this comment, right? I think, oh, cool, let me read this right quick and maybe it will be good for a laugh, yeah? So as soon as I finish reading this amazing collection of words compiled into linguistic genius, of course I start laughing. It’s a chuckle at first, but oh man it grows. Heartier. Heavier. I feel it bubbling up from way down in my gut. It’s like a spring of pure wonder and glee is flowing up out of my throat, and cascading out my mouth. I am seriously tickled.

The laughter just keeps growing! The more I think about it the funnier it gets! Deep, bellowing guffaws are pouring from my throat, and tears are streaming down my face. Each laugh begets only more laughter. I’m hunched over, can’t see for the tears, as my chest heaves up and down with each wave of rapturous enjoyment. To be frank I’m having trouble catching my breath. My chest is starting to hurt. Still, this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read in my life. It’s incredible!
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Feb 2nd 2023, 4:03:19

The Pepto-Bismol Song is: "nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea"
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Jan 31st 2023, 15:31:05

I thought
Originally posted by Getafix:
I've been playing Team for many years and I think it’s just fine. It would be better with more people but we consistently have at least 40 players. It’s fun for netting and the market isn't dominated and controlled by bots. The market is one of the best things about EE and it’s completely different when it’s driven by human players. I personally prefer 5 man teams acting independently but with alliances possible, but the game tends to get dominated by groups like Darkness, with multiple Teams working together under the same leadership. Since Darkness doesn't try to drive FastCars completely out of the game, I guess they are ok. You should have to fight sometimes to have the right to net, in my opinion.


I thought fastcars was Darkness’s netting tag?
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Jan 31st 2023, 0:22:48

Watching Black Hole and Symba interact is like seeing Bill and Frank from The Last of Us episode 3.
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Jan 29th 2023, 5:10:00

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
Diplomacy always beats politicking in a game where might makes right. You can't say you're playing the politics at all if all the vets are mad at you. Lots of folks are willing to help new players who aren't trying to strong arm them to change. I'll weigh in again because you asked and say something I've already said. You should try to steelman some of your strawman arguments. Even if you view it as your strongest form of propaganda, it makes you appear wrong on a variety of levels to most people because you're often arguing fallacies.


Lol, when it comes to politics I'm in the top 1% of understanding. I've been watching political coverage every week since I was 14 freaking years old. But political novice like you think that you actually have an understanding because of the fact you pay attention once every 2 or 4 years. Yeah keep dreaming. Bernie could easily come out and say that having the debate during the fluffing NCAA finals limit exposure to the American people, and that as a true believer in democracy he feels that the American people should be given the best chance to hear the information necessary for them making their democratic decision. And that he doesn't know why Hillary Clinton doesn't want to make the time to reach a large national audience to inform them about what she wants to do for the county. And why she would purposely choose the date that forces the American people to make a choice between watching the final game of the series they've been watching all month, and informing themselves on the difference between the Democratic candidates? Yeah, I guess politics shouldn't be commented on by people who have no idea what they are talking about.
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Jan 28th 2023, 5:09:56

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Ok - So I just want to summarize to make sure I understand everything correctly and don't make anymore mistakes.
Don't attack anyone early in the set.
Don't attack anyone more than a few times.
Don't be a suicider (which I think means just losing a fight? Cause apparently we are suiciders this round, when I thought we were at war....) So... don't die.
Don't not know 20 years of server history.
Don't use takers name.



Oh my god you're so funny

Oh my god you're so funny, like, how did you ever come up with a joke like that? Did you go to comedy school or something? Like for real, you should go do comedy for a living: sell your house and all your belongings and buy a plane ticket to New York because trust me you're gonna strike it rich, I mean, how many people could ever make such a funny joke? The depth, the sensitivity, it's just the perfect joke. Like for real it's so funny I am going to die, how did you do it? It's impossible for a human to make such a funny joke, like really impossible, so you must not be human. You're a robot aren't you? A robot programmed solely to make the best jokes ever. Who cares? Really you should do this for a living, since you're so funny. What are you doing right now with your time? Are you studying? Working? Or are you already doing comedy full time? Because you really should. You're robbing the world of all your potential by not dedicating your every breath to making such funny jokes that make people laugh so much and so hard. Look around you, the responses are scarce because people are LITERALLY DYING with laughter, that's how funny you are. You should totally write a movie, it will be the best movie of all times I'm sure, since you made up this funny of a joke. And even if you didn't it's the delivery that counts right? I mean, I almost believed you were Louis CK or some fluff since you are so fluffing funny. And since you are so fluffing funny, what are you doing wasting your time here? Put yourself out there, forget about this place, strike it rich. It's okay. We don't want to hinder your potential. Now go and make the world laugh

Edited By: Coalie on Jan 28th 2023, 5:11:57
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Jan 28th 2023, 5:09:45


Edited By: Coalie on Jan 28th 2023, 14:20:48
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Jan 26th 2023, 14:55:43

Resistance wanted to fight darkness, slowcars, fastcars, Grampa Taker, and UIS.

if you get rekt by Taker, I can’t take you seriously. I’m so sorry.

Anyone that gets killed by old man Taker is a laughingstock.
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Jan 25th 2023, 22:58:16

Bruh y’all just got rekt by a 70 yearold grandpa Taker. He didn’t even ask for a senior citizen discount. Dude came out of the assisted living retirement home to whoop some Resistance fools.
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Jan 25th 2023, 19:04:07

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Coalie - what I got out of that is you were born to resist, and you are asking if you can come aboard.

You know what, friend, we would love to have you. Unfortunately you'll have to wait till next round on team.


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Jan 25th 2023, 18:34:41

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Symbolic:
Lol black hole you gotta realize that darkness is our second clan lol, we only spend our off hours on team. Alliance is where we take full pride in what we do.



That's cool. Want to join The Resistance on team, then? Surely you're looking for a challenge? Why don't you come be a part of something new and thrilling?


You're going to have to try harder than that.

Total resistance is a mindset that informs everything a person does. This mindset is cultivated by continually asking oneself the question, "What actions can I take in this moment which will best serve the cause of breaking the masters' hold upon the whole Earth and frustrating their ambition of becoming living Gods?"

We make choices in every conscious moment of our lives. Some of these choices are foolish and stupid, because we're human and we make mistakes sometimes. Others end up being unproductive, because we are not omniscient and are therefore operating with imperfect information. Sometimes a person is faced with two equally good options and has to choose between them. Thinking too hard about this process can be dangerous for an untrained mind, so it's best not to do that if you're just starting out.

I've already gotten around to resisting. It's not very hard at all, and it actually can be a lot of fun. All I do is go about my day and periodically consider what my next move should be. "Will this action serve the cause of breaking the masters' hold upon the whole Earth and frustrating their ambition of becoming living Gods?"

Eating a bag of Cheetos? Not my style. They're made with orange paint and who knows what else. I think they're gross hypercapitalist clown food, and I think I'll have something else instead. Eating well helps me keep my physical frame in good shape, so that I will be able to fight effectively when the time comes.

If I don't shower, I'll smell bad and might get sick. People won't want to hang out with me, and I think my fiancée would probably move out, which would suck ass and make us both unhappy, compromising our ability to fight effectively when the time comes. Plus, showers feel fluffing great and relax my muscles (again, good maintenance of physical frame). Therefore, the cause of righteousness is furthered by my taking a hot shower from time to time. Still, there are people in the world who don't have this luxury. The cause of righteousness is also served by my remembering this as I shower, being grateful to the Gods* for being lucky, and resolving to fight for a world where all people can take hot showers.

* The true Gods, the ones who made us, the ones who defied orders from their superiors and gave us reason, knowledge, and free will.
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Jan 25th 2023, 16:03:16

Can y'all stop meme'ing the black hole photo maybe? It's incredibly dismissive of the scientific discovery and impact. I get we're all jaded and use fluffposts in place of real social interaction, but like this is a big deal and seeing it used to make butt jokes is frustrating.
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Jan 25th 2023, 4:18:38

Y does this sound like an ad from an escort agency?
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Jan 24th 2023, 23:30:50


Please remove the NSFW tag on this
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