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Jan 26th 2023, 14:55:43

Resistance wanted to fight darkness, slowcars, fastcars, Grampa Taker, and UIS.

if you get rekt by Taker, I can’t take you seriously. I’m so sorry.

Anyone that gets killed by old man Taker is a laughingstock.
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Jan 25th 2023, 22:58:16

Bruh y’all just got rekt by a 70 yearold grandpa Taker. He didn’t even ask for a senior citizen discount. Dude came out of the assisted living retirement home to whoop some Resistance fools.
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Jan 25th 2023, 19:04:07

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Coalie - what I got out of that is you were born to resist, and you are asking if you can come aboard.

You know what, friend, we would love to have you. Unfortunately you'll have to wait till next round on team.


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Jan 25th 2023, 18:34:41

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Symbolic:
Lol black hole you gotta realize that darkness is our second clan lol, we only spend our off hours on team. Alliance is where we take full pride in what we do.



That's cool. Want to join The Resistance on team, then? Surely you're looking for a challenge? Why don't you come be a part of something new and thrilling?


You're going to have to try harder than that.

Total resistance is a mindset that informs everything a person does. This mindset is cultivated by continually asking oneself the question, "What actions can I take in this moment which will best serve the cause of breaking the masters' hold upon the whole Earth and frustrating their ambition of becoming living Gods?"

We make choices in every conscious moment of our lives. Some of these choices are foolish and stupid, because we're human and we make mistakes sometimes. Others end up being unproductive, because we are not omniscient and are therefore operating with imperfect information. Sometimes a person is faced with two equally good options and has to choose between them. Thinking too hard about this process can be dangerous for an untrained mind, so it's best not to do that if you're just starting out.

I've already gotten around to resisting. It's not very hard at all, and it actually can be a lot of fun. All I do is go about my day and periodically consider what my next move should be. "Will this action serve the cause of breaking the masters' hold upon the whole Earth and frustrating their ambition of becoming living Gods?"

Eating a bag of Cheetos? Not my style. They're made with orange paint and who knows what else. I think they're gross hypercapitalist clown food, and I think I'll have something else instead. Eating well helps me keep my physical frame in good shape, so that I will be able to fight effectively when the time comes.

If I don't shower, I'll smell bad and might get sick. People won't want to hang out with me, and I think my fiancée would probably move out, which would suck ass and make us both unhappy, compromising our ability to fight effectively when the time comes. Plus, showers feel fluffing great and relax my muscles (again, good maintenance of physical frame). Therefore, the cause of righteousness is furthered by my taking a hot shower from time to time. Still, there are people in the world who don't have this luxury. The cause of righteousness is also served by my remembering this as I shower, being grateful to the Gods* for being lucky, and resolving to fight for a world where all people can take hot showers.

* The true Gods, the ones who made us, the ones who defied orders from their superiors and gave us reason, knowledge, and free will.
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Jan 25th 2023, 16:03:16

Can y'all stop meme'ing the black hole photo maybe? It's incredibly dismissive of the scientific discovery and impact. I get we're all jaded and use fluffposts in place of real social interaction, but like this is a big deal and seeing it used to make butt jokes is frustrating.
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Jan 25th 2023, 4:18:38

Y does this sound like an ad from an escort agency?
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Jan 24th 2023, 23:30:50


Please remove the NSFW tag on this
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Jan 24th 2023, 15:15:33

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Tmac:
I can just imagine the people that use a translator here trying to make sense of Coalie's post, lol.



Oh. Is that what I need, a translator? Cause my brain hurts right now trying to figure out what the fluff he just said.


What do they say to me? My job is to be the best player in the world. Later, the chimpanzees killed more than 300 people and carried out multiple attacks linked to al-Qaeda. The US military has no other purpose. Surprisingly, they changed the country. Think again. I visited spies hidden all over Spain. This means getting the correct IP address of the storm. You can watch it anywhere and kill it in 700 ways, but you and your language are free.
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Jan 24th 2023, 13:45:12

The "pro" players that go to tournaments and stuff are NOT the best players in the world, not even close. These are just the best players of the type of losers who have the personality deficiency that compels them to actually go to gaming tournaments.
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Jan 24th 2023, 3:34:48

I was thinking that since most people directly post the game summary, it should be possible to generate min, Max, mean and median guess # stats for each game pretty easily. Can a bot do this? I would know how to parse the data in excel, but that's my limit.

Or maybe it would be simpler to put up a daily poll thread with <20, 20-50, 51-100, 101-200, >200. It would make it easy to gauge the difficultly of the days game at a glance.

It's certainly technically possible, but be aware that the data will be heavily biased and it can only give information about the relative difficulty between days at best. People are probably more likely to post their score if it's especially low, and you have no way of tracking all the people that gave up or never finished, so the reported average will be lower than the actual average.
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Jan 24th 2023, 3:32:03

[quote poster=galleri; 51543; 1005032][quote poster=BlackHole; 51543; 1005031][quote poster=galleri; 51543; 1005013][quote poster=SuperFly; 51543; 1004976]
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
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Blackhole plays FA well. His skills on that part have you all engaged in this thread.


That's why I'm convinced he's not a newbie, he's a troll from the past.



You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
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Jan 22nd 2023, 5:08:15

Honestly, imagine dying? This boggles my mind how people still die in 2021. Like old age is understandable, that means you finished the game lol. But like how does a normal person die? Humans have been getting better at the game (supposedly) since the 1700’s. At least that’s what they SAY! But so many garbage players were in the revolutionary war. They just stood there and died. Well, maybe that’s understandable the game was new. But then in the civil war people were still standing still! Okay, the game was still early into its life cycle. But then we got first major expansion in 1914 and I can’t believe it. So many people died lol. Just get good, stop dying, like so many campers were in WW1 it was disgusting. I guess when the next major expansion came out in 1939 people got a bit better. There were less campers. But people still died! How do you die? Just don’t, live don’t die. I don’t care if there are 5 bunkers with German machine guns firing at you. Bhop off the landing craft or something. Like honestly how are we still garbage at this game? Like how is it that people are still dying in battle lol. Just don’t die, get good noobs. Like there are very few esports teams. Like The N.A.V.Y seals and the Russian Spetnaz are probably the best esports teams but they still suck! They haven't faced each other and they are scared. Honestly I just don’t understand. Like Im a god at this game I have a 100 kill streak with my drone strikes. I’ve never died, never will. Honestly noobs, just get good. When the new expansion comes out I’m gonna launch so many nukes get so kills lol, noobs.
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Jan 22nd 2023, 5:07:42

Everytime she has an outbreak she'll remember you

Everytime she fills her prescription she'll remember you

Everytime she has to tell another guy she has herpes she'll remember you.

She'll remember you as the cause of one of the worst things in her life and she'll always regret ever meeting you.

You have no chance with her. It doesnt matter how much you love her because she will always associate you with her herpes and theres no recovering from that buddy.

Do yourself a favor. Accept that you are the last person shes ever going to call for anything and move on.
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Jan 22nd 2023, 0:19:52

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Jan 22nd 2023, 0:16:01

Russia isn't real. It was invented in 1242 to justify the long-term Mongol occupation of Slavic territory as part of their Great Khan scheme. In protest of Napoleon's invasion of the Russian Empire, Tsarist serf-owners burned their own wheat. 127 years after this utter failure of an attempt to gain pity points, they collaborated with the Nazis to partition Poland between the USSR and Germany. The partition of Poland was a violation of the Polish people's right to sovereignty and was carried out as a petty act of revenge for the USSR's loss in the Polish-Soviet war. Russia had a better economy under Polish-Lithuanian occupation in 1610 than it does today under Eastern domination in 2022. Today, over 73,000 Polish nationals live in 'Russia' and over 3 million live in the former lands of the 'Soviet Union'. Furthermore, 'Russian' is literally just a regional subgroup of the East Slavic languages.
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Jan 21st 2023, 7:18:06

Personally, I like this one: Are you aware I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy
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Jan 21st 2023, 7:16:17

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to MARS. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.
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Jan 21st 2023, 1:46:47

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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Jan 20th 2023, 23:51:02

Is fingolfin still around? I remember him teaching me about lotr lore.
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Jan 20th 2023, 15:20:29

Originally posted by Requiem:
B-Hole, you blew it!


He didn’t only blew it.. he prolapsed…
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Jan 20th 2023, 5:56:32

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Jan 20th 2023, 5:52:13

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Jan 15th 2023, 5:12:24

Karnage told me his back was hurting from trying to carry LAF on his back.
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Jan 14th 2023, 20:44:22

I want to see a 1v1:

Taker (#9)

Vs

Taker (#15)

The winning gladiator gets to keep the name “Taker”
Old man strength is a real thing.

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Jan 10th 2023, 20:43:07

Derrick bigtiddy

Edited By: Coalie on Jan 10th 2023, 21:16:44
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Jan 10th 2023, 17:57:43

You know Derrick is actually a Darkness member right?
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Jan 8th 2023, 20:13:35

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Coalie:
Galleri has a 34" ultrawide monitor she is ready

98"
I am ready.

Send me something more than the ladies loafers with hairy legs. Was a good photo though.


Ahem those were Salvatore Ferragamo Gancini Italian loafers lol
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Jan 6th 2023, 21:01:34

Galleri has a 34" ultrawide monitor she is ready
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Dec 31st 2022, 6:42:23

asfd
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Dec 24th 2022, 4:45:13

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Dec 17th 2022, 14:06:59

Salam
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Nov 29th 2022, 20:05:56

If you retire we’re goin to be sakit hati. Itu orange darkness banyak jahat. But mereka cinta kau

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Nov 29th 2022, 20:00:59

Join me
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Nov 29th 2022, 19:59:44

I love this game because it’s a sausage fest and there’s no shortage on Dijon mustard
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Nov 16th 2022, 5:17:52

ding dong ling long
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Nov 14th 2022, 2:36:31

ABM handed out karipap and apam balik for Halloween
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Nov 11th 2022, 4:24:25

sadf
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Oct 28th 2022, 3:33:59

what happened to your friend sterlimakalkassk and magnetar?
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Oct 20th 2022, 15:22:37

You may have tickled us with your ABs but don’t forget you lost 50% of the players in your tag :).
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Oct 20th 2022, 15:21:40

By 2027 almost all the players on here will be qualified for social security
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Oct 18th 2022, 13:01:30

Set him free bring him back!!
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Oct 15th 2022, 15:49:32

Astral you’re overflowing on turns right now
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Oct 14th 2022, 5:38:05

Free Zack
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Oct 14th 2022, 5:23:49

Free Zack
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Oct 11th 2022, 15:29:36

bring him back! free Zack the Bull harambe!
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Oct 11th 2022, 15:28:53

wait, we were at war?
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Oct 5th 2022, 1:34:50

Originally posted by LittleItaly:
in 1a, started in ICN, then went to SOL. I think I played a set in TIE for SOL or something.

I also played in MET (Mors Ex Tenebris) and a clan called Vanguard... but I think those were for a server that existed before Team did? Otherwise they were in 1a. I don't remember lol.


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Oct 1st 2022, 5:42:51

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Sep 24th 2022, 22:04:30

Rip
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