The sad part is. You were trying.

Honestly, your countries were so bad that we did you a favor. At least you get some attention instead of subpar finishes. This coming from a guy who is horrible at this game.

Did a 7k land grab and someone actually gets even. Poor poor Tmac. Looks like your panties are in a bunch. But hey - i'm still laughing.

Confirmed. Pretty poor MANners if you ask me. Man code dictated that we respond. We did.

#333 - now do you get the joke? Pretty funny imo.

In bed.

Wait. I think that works better on fortune cookies.

I am a beard with a 1,000 beards, each with its own chiseled chin. I do have the female lesbian version of a beard too. It's complicated.

fluff beard is a very under utilized saying. I'll show it to you Nate, any time. Galleri, you can come too.

All love! We expected ridicule. Disregarded it, of course. Men don't cry about comments made about them. Only time crying is allowed is if you are letting the beast roam free inside your wranglers and you accidentally nip the tip with the zip.

Also, we still have time to ruin our image.

Confirmed. I thought about retaliating, realized that I didn't want to erase the game from ever existing. In fact, it probably would have punched Pang's mom in the gut while she was pregnant with him while simultaneously deporting Mehul back to whatever 3rd world country he came from before Solaria was a wet dream in his dorm room.

Suffice it to say. Glad it was handled accordingly. Back to trimming my beard with my diamond infused cubic boron nitride chainsaw.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...own/400?cb=20170606035117

As you can see, Dom T. wears a cross and therefore can't be the picture of said chump you posted.

I do not know what it is your picture represents. Looks like this nerd Mark Sinclair who can't act his way out of a wet paper bag or punch through a soggy cookie.

You mean, Dom Toretto? The greatest actor of our time? The modern day Thespis? The epitome of man?

Surely you do not jest Vin Diesel is the same man? That's like saying Van Wilder or Deadpool isn't the best comedic actor of all time. Or Barb Wire isn't the best dressed actor hero with the two largest supporting cast members in history.

I guffaw at you, sir. Guffaw with extreme contempt.

Who the F&#$ is Vin Diesel?

https://www.artofmanliness.com/

Quality post.

https://imgur.com/ghtSSb4

Though we understand the need to be infatuated with us, we politely decline. However, you are allowed to pleasure yourself to the chiseled chin under my physique. Just keep it manly.

Molly always hitting me up for a beard ride.

Clearly Hardy is out, but you are still welcome. We don't discriminate. Well we do. With extreme prejudice against all non-manly men. But you 'aight.

A beard does not define the man, but enhances the man. Even a non-beard accentuates the man by providing a powerful absence of the beard.

That goes for all non-Chuck Norris beards obviously. I am what all men gather strength from. It was I who God sent to Samson when pulling down the pillars to kill my enemies. It was I who Zeus used to punish Atlas for all eternity. It was I who allowed your father to gain the twinkle of your mother's eye in order to conceive you. Every time you ask "Well, who are you? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? I really want to know. Who are you? Who, who, who, who." ME.

I am honored to be an initiated member. I just got my official acceptance form:

https://imgur.com/blQfoWi