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Oct 4th 2014, 16:44:45

你的媽媽是那麼胖到她有自己的郵政編碼!

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:43:02

Yo mama is so ugly that she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:42:39

Yo mama is so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:42:13

Yo mama is so ugly that when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion tells her to "Stay Over There!"

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:41:44

Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:41:25

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:40:43

YO MAMA'S SO OLD SHE GO ON CARBON DATES

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:39:51

YO MAMA'S SO FAT THAT EVEN THX CAN'T SURROUND HER!

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:39:11


YO MAMA'S SO FAT THAT SHE EXPRESSES HER WEIGHT IN SCIENTIFIC NOTATION

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:37:48

YO MAMA IS LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMER: NO CLASS

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Oct 4th 2014, 16:37:25

YOU MAMA IS SO CLASSLESS SHE COULD BE A MARXIST UTOPIA!

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Sep 11th 2014, 1:19:55

Denied

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Apr 23rd 2014, 18:26:47

this thread is a setup for a bad joke!!!

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Mar 11th 2014, 21:40:06

*insert yo mama joke here*