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Jul 5th 2018, 11:31:15

technically, they simply get tired of hearing the same speech over and over. Your concerns have been heard.

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Jul 3rd 2018, 6:31:06

neato. another $13 added to the ransom for the luckiest Canadian coin. hmmm, i might have to start worrying about paramilitary organizations soon.... Probably not... but it's the thought that counts... hehe. counting thoughts. Thoughts that count. we need to go back to hieroglyphics. That is not one of my ransom demands.

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Jul 3rd 2018, 0:09:48

Not my fault that the admins are crazier than me. Ahha! We have gotten ridden of you by banning an IP. Ok. how stupid are these idiots?

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Jul 2nd 2018, 23:40:14

Oh, btw, EE will be required to unban all of tbe IPs that got banned simply because I used them to piss off the admins. Wasn't my IP to begin with.

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Jul 2nd 2018, 23:15:15

Originally posted by Viceroy:

Isn't "Be Respectful At All Times" supposed to be a rule for all forums?

Why is it never enforced?

The people here only play a game. What is there to respect? Elementary Mathematics? Huge parking lots of unused military at the end of a set? Consumerism and the path to Gluttony?

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Jul 2nd 2018, 23:07:21

"Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon (born 27 November 1982[3]), known by the pseudonym Tommy Robinson, and previously as Andrew McMaster and Paul Harris,[4] is an English far-right activist[5] who co-founded and served as spokesman and leader of the English Defence League (EDL),[6] from which he resigned in 2013. For a short time in 2012, he was joint party vice-chairman of the British Freedom Party."

Gadzooks. He has more handles than I do.

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Jul 2nd 2018, 22:38:39

hehe. a minimum of another $10 won. I'm going to have to quit playing with the Queen's beaver. It's way too exciting for a man of my age. Well, only 1 more ticket to scratch off... maybe tomorrow...

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Jul 2nd 2018, 22:29:00

Originally posted by GodHead Dibs:

I used it on a scratch off lottery ticket and won $40. That pretty much makes the minimum demand at least $40 plus shipping and handling. I'll be trading in that ticket for $40 more of tickets. Y'all might want to think about making an offer before I decide to keep it forever.

Oops, another $10 won. Think I might have to request $500k for it. It might be Canada's only lucky coin. Odd that it showed up in South Jersey in the hand of a homeless drunk veteran that likes to fug with college educated idiots.

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Jul 2nd 2018, 22:05:27

meh. It's my sister's birthday. I will wish her well. Y'all can spend the day as you please.

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Jul 2nd 2018, 20:34:25

Originally posted by Cerberus:

Not a problem. I'm outta here anyway.

There are easier ways to avoid paying taxes, Dude.

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Jul 2nd 2018, 19:49:24

Feminine hygiene products have a poor sense of smell? Well, considering what they have to clean, it's probably a good thing.

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Jul 2nd 2018, 19:07:29

Je m'appelle Désolé. Hmmm, that might be a bad translation.

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Jul 2nd 2018, 18:15:51

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Jul 2nd 2018, 16:26:28

I have found out that I have a Canadian Nickel in my possession. If y'all insist to continue along this avenue of nonsense, I will be forced to hold it for ransom. I have yet to decide how much I want for returning it to it's country of origin. I will contact y'all at a later date with my demands.

P.S. Why is there a picture of the Queen's beaver on the backside of the coin? Canadians enjoy thinking of the Queen in that manner?

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Jul 1st 2018, 1:08:26

!8ball Do Twi'lek have lekku so that they can comply with fellatio much swifter than other humanoids?

!8ball Jabba The Hut has many very tiny penises, and that's why he has so many Jabba Dancers?

meh. i think it fits the topic title, but I could be wrong. An entire wiki devoted to a fictional universe... Fascinating...

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Jul 1st 2018, 0:14:33

Originally posted by Marshal:

or he can use mobile internet to get around of ip ban (like dibs does) but again just extends his ban.

oil spills create work.

They'll get around to fixing it one of these days. Maybe not during my lifetime, but I ain't worried about it.

Edited By: GodHead Dibs on Jul 1st 2018, 0:21:49
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Jun 30th 2018, 22:48:47

Originally posted by Symbolic:

Its OK Heston, every one dies sooner or later. We can only hope that you die first.

That would give him more time to prepare for your arrival in the afterlife. May you live long and prosper, and try not to worry too much about what may be waiting for you in hell.

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Jun 29th 2018, 0:28:04

I was too busy playing Doom and Descent on the BBSs back then.

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Jun 12th 2015, 23:42:00

Any chance that I might've forgotten to mention that Joe Cisco has a wide anus that will let anything in? Meh... I really don't want to spend too much time talking about that wide college educated asshole.

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Jun 12th 2015, 23:37:26

Hmm, oh... That's why I can't get my free internet anymore. Dang, that Cisco fluffhead. I squishes' all of his almost penis's.

With the tweezers that I barely remember how to work...

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Jun 12th 2015, 23:32:11

Bah. Stand up for yourself or drop dead. Scared ain't got nothing to do with it.

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Jun 12th 2015, 16:51:47

Can't resist it.....

Eat Your Wheaties!!! Beotch!!!

Wonder if Wheaties are more beneficial than Risperdal for growing Manly Man Female Breast Tissue....

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Jun 12th 2015, 16:48:13

Ooops. The Cisco Kid let me get on the internet again. Wonder if Cisco has ever produced a product that can actually keep unauthorized users off of the networks that they are supposed to protect? Sounds like a !8ball question...

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Jun 12th 2015, 16:44:12

Don't think so. I do get alot of CBS news broadcasts because they usually have the best signal for my Antenna TV.

I did find it hilarious that he won't perform in front of a college educated audience because they are way too politically correct to know when to laugh.

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Jun 12th 2015, 15:56:35

Patriotism at this point in time, means that I would have to root for the people who are singularly responsible for representing the majority of brain addled crack addict idiots who comprise the majority of US citizens. Think it's just a side-effect of the Woodstock generation. Yah, Go Soccer Prescription Drug Addicts!!!

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Jun 12th 2015, 15:51:49

I have systematically wiped out millions, billions, possibly trillions of peaceful living organisms by the use of chemical weapons without any guilt or remorse.

Yah. I cleaned my toilet with a Lysol product.

I am King Conqueror of The Porcelain Throne. Though Shalt Fear Me And My Genocidal Tendencies!

MWA HAHAHAHA!!!

Plus, me and Jerry Seinfeld have something in common. We both boycott colleges because they contain a bunch of educated idiots. Woohoo!!! Only took 2,000 years for the descendants of Jews and Romans to find something in common with each other.... Yippe Kai Aye Mother-fluffer!!!

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Jun 9th 2015, 23:52:09

Originally posted by earf:

Originally posted by archaic:

I have bought coffee there once, no Mehul. It was years ago, he has managed to do something none of us could do. Move on.

If none of us are able to move on then how come this game is dying and has lost thousands of players. Riddle me that one genious!

Mehul put in scripts to get rid of the bots after he got his million dollar webby award.

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Jun 9th 2015, 23:48:43

Can't we just ignore the Frenchies? Why you need their opinion about a movie about Dinosaurs eating people? Would you like pomme frittes with that? Mayonnaise also?

Whatever happened to Freedom Fries?

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Jun 9th 2015, 23:44:19

meh. He probably just had to wait until age 65 to change his image simply to avoid paying fines or breaching image contracts related to advertising The Best Man That Wheaties Ever Created!!!! I was never all that fond of Wheaties... I must not be the Manly Man That I think I am.

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Jun 9th 2015, 23:39:57

A Nascar fan is hooting for soccer? Wtf? Thought I only drank 200ml... Might even be worse than I thought... He might be hooting for women's soccer...

I must've taken a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in Canada.

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Jun 7th 2015, 23:43:38

I would agree. but I don't understand what he/she/it did for a living. why did we submit all the money required for the surgery to be performed?

medicare probably covers it because according to the psychologists, it's not a choice. it's a defining characteristic.

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Jun 7th 2015, 21:35:25

65 year old virgin. Completely clueless, not courageous.

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Jun 7th 2015, 19:40:39

Err, no. It's just Caitlyn Jenner. My bad.
Age 65 is when Medicare starts paying for transgenger operations to make people feel more comfortable about being born into the wrong body type?

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Jun 7th 2015, 19:37:46

1 missile still equals $2500 NW? Bah, who the heck is dumb enough to fire a missile off after they destock?

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Jun 7th 2015, 19:34:19

WWII in HD from the History Channel? I already own that. Meh, I don't feel click happy today unless a Stalin + Mao casualty count is going to be visualized. I just love that Red Paint the communists use to prove that they are correct.

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Jun 7th 2015, 18:11:27

bah. who cares about Mehul's Coffee Shop. Kenny Patel has opened or is planning to open a liquor store 2 blocks away from me. Kenny dang near discovered oil. just out of curiousity, did Mehul get flooded out of Austin?

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Jun 5th 2015, 22:19:04

Oh, btw, since we are speaking about sizes.. "The human uterus is pear-shaped and about 3 in. (7.6 cm) long, 4.5 cm broad (side to side) and 3.0 cm thick (anteroposterior)" according to Wikipedia.

um, just exactly what does happen if you try to stick something too big into that 3 inch space? belly-ache? broken-heart? penis flavored kiss?

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Jun 5th 2015, 21:26:00

sizes? huh? I can use an average Asian size condom without experiencing too much chaffing...

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Jun 5th 2015, 21:22:27

why do we need the police to keep the peace in America? because the majority of people are a bunch of uncivilized dumbasses? well, they probably just suffer side-effects from their meds....

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Jun 5th 2015, 19:03:06

just out of curiousity, if Jesus Christ was the Son of God, and it is required for people to accept him as their Lord and Saviour, and ask his forgiveness to be able to enter the Kingdom of God, what's going to happen to all the mooslims after they die? Is God going to be humming "I Hear You Knocking, But You Can't Come In." everytime one of them shows up at the Pearly Gates?

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Jun 5th 2015, 18:49:57

I will be initiating an order with LL Bean tomorrow. Please don't go out of your way to try to intercept it and gain access to my personal or financial information. It would require that you actually get off of your fat asses and run to various post offices in an attempt to intercept the mail order and check. well, ok, go ahead and try, because I really don't have a problem with y'all dropping dead from over-exertion(sp?).

Thank You, And May You Have A Nice Day...

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Jun 5th 2015, 18:26:23

prosecute them all under RICO. bikers have tiny pee-pees? why the heck does a pissing contest in the bathroom have to result in a fight and a shoot-out?

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Jun 5th 2015, 17:33:16

What did the fake explosives smell like?

Well, least our government cares enough to pretend to give a damn about us being blown to bits by dah crazy mooslims.

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Jun 3rd 2015, 23:16:07

Blame it on Comcast for letting me connect and the FCC for making it illegal for me to jam Comcast's WiFi from my home.

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Jun 3rd 2015, 23:12:54

Hmm. Dictionary.com said "racism" originated in France circa 1865. Must've taken a while for it to get translated to English because Europe was busy trying to kick all of the educated Jews off of the continent during that time period.

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Jun 3rd 2015, 22:45:00

Though i hate ISIS simply because they're just of idiots running the race to see which idiot gets to be the last idiot to claim a Darwin Award before they become extinct.

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Jun 3rd 2015, 22:40:54

Meh. I feel the term is appropriate because they occasionally stampede just like a herd of cattle. I don't need much encouragement lately. I'm still wondering why the term "racism" wasn't coined before 1939. Maybe we had to wait for the mechanized assembly line to be created before we had enough free time to simply hate somebody because of their differences.

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May 31st 2015, 19:04:34

Hmm, guess the mooslims are going to get a song full of parody. "Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Mooslims".

Don't Tread on US because we have no problems with shooting you dead.

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