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Original Skywise L

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Nov 24th 2019, 22:05:41

Mostly because I work FT.

This place needs more humor.

Let's make Primary more than secondary.

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bug03

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1418

Nov 26th 2019, 4:38:42

Colors?

BROmanceNZ

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137

Nov 27th 2019, 1:57:06

I went to the store to buy some candleholders but they told me they didn't have any.

So I bought a cake.

Original Skywise L

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503

Nov 27th 2019, 11:48:43

I really like the screaming woman and white cat meme rebutals waaay too much.
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Hessman123

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Nov 27th 2019, 16:07:31

I like escalators because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs

You will never see an escalator out of order sign.. just an escalator temporarily stairs

Sorry for the convenience

bug03

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1418

Nov 27th 2019, 22:23:40

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fluffed up

bug03

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1418

Nov 27th 2019, 22:24:24

Somebody asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I was like no. But I want a regular banana later, so yeah.

Zorp

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853

Nov 27th 2019, 22:32:32

Originally posted by Hessman123:
I like escalators because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs

You will never see an escalator out of order sign.. just an escalator temporarily stairs

Sorry for the convenience


RIP Mitch

BROmanceNZ

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137

Nov 28th 2019, 8:04:28

Originally posted by Zorp:

RIP Mitch


I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.

I was at a casino, standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

I got a belt on that's holding up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. I don't know what's really happening down there. Who is the real hero?

I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.

I hate sandwiches at New York delis, there's too much fluffing meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "What would you like sir?" "A pastrami sandwich." "Anything else?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people."

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

UgolinoII

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Nov 28th 2019, 9:04:40

10/10 quality fluffpost

Ponti

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Nov 28th 2019, 11:52:29

Agreed

A waste of time but pleasant read.

Original Skywise L

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Nov 29th 2019, 7:18:31

I put tartar sauce on both sides of my fish sandwiches so I can eat retartared fish.

I'm gonna get a full-body tattoo of myself, only taller.

...that feeling you get when you lean back in a chair, almost tip over, but catch yourself. I feel like this all the time.

I was gonna put a sky-light in but the neighbors upstairs wouldn't allow it.

If you see the same UFO twice, can you not now identify it?
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KoHeartsGPA

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21,065

Nov 30th 2019, 3:02:17

Sometimes I jack off in the shower...
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Original Skywise L

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Nov 30th 2019, 4:16:55

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Sometimes I jack off in the shower...


Sometimes I pee in the shower
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TidyTerry

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Nov 30th 2019, 4:17:17

Welcome to the swamp!

bug03

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Nov 30th 2019, 6:10:02

Loving the Mitch quotes. If you get them perfect, you looked them up.

KoHeartsGPA

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Nov 30th 2019, 18:48:40

Originally posted by Original Skywise L:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Sometimes I jack off in the shower...


Sometimes I pee in the shower


I do that every time, no athletes foot for me!

Originally posted by bug03:
Loving the Mitch quotes. If you get them perfect, you looked them up.



Who's that?
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

bug03

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Dec 1st 2019, 1:11:01

Mitch hedburg. You’ll laugh your face off