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farmer Game profile

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Aug 18th 2020, 1:14:09

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal

KoHeartsGPA Game profile

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Aug 18th 2020, 2:14:44

🙇
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
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mac23 Game profile

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Aug 18th 2020, 2:17:05

rofl

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Aug 18th 2020, 3:37:04

Haha funny

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Aug 18th 2020, 4:01:07

lol thats a good one.

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Aug 18th 2020, 7:08:37

I get so excited whenever Spring arrives that I end up wetting my plants.

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Aug 20th 2020, 0:51:29

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,

"Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.

"President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.

At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"Pope Francis," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.

Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the fluff is that on the balcony with Dave?'


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Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

breeze Game profile

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Aug 20th 2020, 3:04:08

Haha Galleri hilarious

87Fresh Game profile

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Aug 20th 2020, 3:36:24

Good one Galleri lol

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Aug 20th 2020, 4:44:16

LOL
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

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Aug 20th 2020, 5:43:49

lol

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Aug 20th 2020, 5:55:37

worth the read, good laugh G!
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Zorp Game profile

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Aug 20th 2020, 7:27:35

Lmao

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Aug 21st 2020, 14:59:19

We have a gorgeous new hire.. i told her she reminded me of that Columbine school. She asked why that was.. I said probably because i want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you. ;)

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Aug 21st 2020, 15:48:44

Oh dear lol wow LOL hahahahaha
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

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Oct 26th 2020, 22:53:47

There are 3 flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?


pause...

He's the one on the range.
I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!