Position Available: Personal Assistant

Location: LaE

Job Description: I am in need of a personal assistant to handle my matters as I am far to busy to keep up with them all. This applicant must not be Despie, must have 2+ yrs ass kissing experience, and does not say no when told to do something.

Rate of Pay: Will Talk.

Available Hire Date: ASAP.

Please PM me your resume and best way to contact you.

Thank you,
DM

OOOOOOO PICK ME PICK ME!!!

If you are too busy to do your job maybe you should step down. :P

You forgot the most important requirement for any LaE assistant (aka the Llaar clause): Must be able to greet guests and serve coffee while in a leather suit and gag ball.

you can't afford my rate:)

"This applicant must not be Despie"


wtf?!

Nobody is more qualified than I am


screw off :P

Can't we just go ahead and call this position a "fluffer"?

I know Despie, but I've already gotten threats from Crip if I do.

Because you know he wants any sort of job that involves servility.

Steve -- Wanna apply? :P

How about you get your own assistant, and then he can be the assistant to my assistant.