Just Copy / Paste, fill in the blanks and make a new thread.

I am an older player from long time ago.
Back when it was ______.
Use to play when _________ was around.
I was in _______, ________, and _______.
I use to be awesome but suck now and looking to join a clan.
My board name looks familiar but no one is around to know who I really am.
I wont be active, just want to read your boards and get your country numbers.
I wont say much on your boards, just enough to make it look good.
Please don't check my IP or my throw away email.

lol