Sep 5th 2019, 18:55:34
Update, that 22 year old gal tore up my neck and lip. I'm like pretty well covered in red marks. So I walk into 7/11 today and one of the guys behind the counter was trying to upsell me makeup because my neck is covered in female wounds lol.
I'm like "nah bro I'm good." Dude just laughs and then gives me a high five, walks immediately in the back, rolls out his sajjadat as-salat and started praying lol. Gotta be my first "fluff yeah bro, praise Allah" moment in my life. Gotta love a good broligious experience.
But the real irony of that experience was the gal I slept with was a jew. In your face broligion. Lol