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PatriotIMP

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306

Sep 3rd 2019, 14:48:25

just nutted

Äshe

Member

40

Sep 3rd 2019, 18:52:51

Does your mother know you've started to grow hair.....down there?

patriottawnn

Member

230

Sep 3rd 2019, 19:06:02

she waxes me

Red X

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3652

Sep 3rd 2019, 20:41:45

Lol can't believe I'm going to say this, but I have missed you pat

PatriotIMP

Member

306

Sep 3rd 2019, 20:47:11

why did u hate me in the past? was it after you saw me in the shower and knew why i had tons of confidence?

PatriotIMP

Member

306

Sep 3rd 2019, 20:48:09

these last years i was away, showed me how serious we'd take this game lol; life is good bro *cheer to redx* and his small epeen

Red X

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3652

Sep 3rd 2019, 21:00:03

Originally posted by PatriotIMP:
why did u hate me in the past? was it after you saw me in the shower and knew why i had tons of confidence?


I never hated you. I always thought you had a rather large hard on for me, so I had to be ready with my small hard on

PatriotIMP

Member

306

Sep 3rd 2019, 21:26:41

onguard!

Raging Budda

Member

1972

Sep 3rd 2019, 21:40:37

Hawk,

Come find me! You know you cant resist.
Your base is mine!

PatriotIMP

Member

306

Sep 3rd 2019, 21:54:58

showin him inner buddhe?

MOMS TIT

New Member

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Sep 3rd 2019, 22:15:53

come to mom Patty

Red X

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Sep 3rd 2019, 23:40:14

Originally posted by PatriotIMP:
onguard!


fluff that you got reach

patriottawnn

Member

230

Sep 4th 2019, 14:06:56

Originally posted by MOMS TIT:
come to mom Patty


but only if u let me suck on one and massage the other

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 4th 2019, 14:17:07

Originally posted by patriottawnn:
Originally posted by MOMS TIT:
come to mom Patty


but only if u let me suck on one and massage the other


Deez nuts my boi

patriottawnn

Member

230

Sep 4th 2019, 14:18:31

i like to sprinkle lemon and lucas on nuts i eat

patriottawnn

Member

230

Sep 4th 2019, 14:18:46

and then slurp the juice in the end, true story.

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 4th 2019, 15:29:17

What you know about Lucas?

PatriotIMP

Member

306

Sep 4th 2019, 15:54:53

este vato

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 4th 2019, 18:06:02

si

Edited By: Kahuna on Sep 4th 2019, 20:54:49

PatriotIMP

Member

306

Sep 4th 2019, 20:29:14

horale ese, aqui estoy afuera y nunca invitaron culeros.

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 4th 2019, 20:36:33

Habla con Prime, yo hablo con los guys.

PatriotIMP

Member

306

Sep 4th 2019, 20:44:13

pos sobres, todos saben donde estoy. quiero un pinche parade con cerveza, tequila, y tetas

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 4th 2019, 20:57:09

Hahaha yo tambien para ponerlos hasta la madre..Derrick es puto.

beerdrinker75

Member

1717

Sep 4th 2019, 20:59:08

Damnit now I want a taco.
Just shut up and have another beer

DerrickICN

Member

3529

Sep 4th 2019, 21:02:16

Hijas es más como eso. Anoche tuve relaciones sexuales con un chico de 22 años. Culpo a mi genética y drogas recreativas.

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 4th 2019, 21:03:34

Lmao fk u... Y no mas espera

Edited By: Kahuna on Sep 4th 2019, 21:45:47

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 4th 2019, 21:06:25

Hahaha I knew you were creeping. Google translator sucks balls

DerrickICN

Member

3529

Sep 4th 2019, 21:11:22

Yeah if it's not something that doesnt belong at a restaurant job then i gotta look it up. You wanna know whats even worse than google translate? The way I speak spanish to my coworkers lol

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 4th 2019, 21:17:23

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
Yeah if it's not something that doesnt belong at a restaurant job then i gotta look it up. You wanna know whats even worse than google translate? The way I speak spanish to my coworkers lol


Lol I can already imagine. I used to work in a restaurant dishwashing n stuff.


DerrickICN

Member

3529

Sep 4th 2019, 21:19:26

https://streamable.com/38cby

Don't drink on the job folks.

Edited By: DerrickICN on Sep 4th 2019, 21:21:32
See Original Post

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 4th 2019, 21:30:08

Lol drunk man in the kitchen of restaurant. Not an uncommon sight.

DerrickICN

Member

3529

Sep 4th 2019, 21:36:19

Yeah and the very definition of cultural appropriation. Lol

DerrickICN

Member

3529

Sep 5th 2019, 18:55:34

Update, that 22 year old gal tore up my neck and lip. I'm like pretty well covered in red marks. So I walk into 7/11 today and one of the guys behind the counter was trying to upsell me makeup because my neck is covered in female wounds lol.

I'm like "nah bro I'm good." Dude just laughs and then gives me a high five, walks immediately in the back, rolls out his sajjadat as-salat and started praying lol. Gotta be my first "fluff yeah bro, praise Allah" moment in my life. Gotta love a good broligious experience.

But the real irony of that experience was the gal I slept with was a jew. In your face broligion. Lol

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 6th 2019, 22:21:31

Rape?

DerrickICN

Member

3529

Sep 6th 2019, 23:08:10

Yeah. She choked me when she raped me. That's how i got those marks.

KoHeartsGPA

Member

20,127

Sep 6th 2019, 23:54:51

Originally posted by PatriotIMP:
pos sobres, todos saben donde estoy. quiero un pinche parade con cerveza, tequila, y tetas


No nalgas? nalga latina is la mejor ❤
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

galleri

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Team & Express
10,469

Sep 7th 2019, 14:05:13

Inappropriately stored cleaning chemical. Let me call ServSafe



ninong
Member Sep 7th, 2006 3:22
i sure hope this galleri person isn't anoniem on drag *cringes*
Derrick to macdaddy:
I believe I could fluff Scarlett Johansson but that dont mean I actually could.

Kahuna

Member

56

Sep 8th 2019, 4:01:23

You little snitch. ^ ..was she over 200 lbs?

DerrickICN

Member

3529

Sep 8th 2019, 4:34:12

No