i dont get it and am too lazy to do any research to find out. i probably shouldnt care but what the hell... i started an express country

LaE stalker

also goes by LaE Recruiter and starstalker4, and possibly one more....although I'm not sure on that one, so won't post it.

He likes me...I think he thinks I'm cute.

Well, he thinks llaar is sexy! He talks about him all the time!

obsession is a strange thing

and an understatement :-P

for the most comprehensive description of gregg read the expn interview

as llaar said it is both informative and a fun read

some people are too thick or self absorbed to understand it
but if your iq is over 95 and your interest is genuine

that is the best place to find out about the most celebrated player in express history

he has not played in three weeks but we all still talk about him

ROFL ROFL Man, Gregg. You were 100% less asinine when we talked ingame 2 resets ago in FFA. When you said "You are the greatest killer ive ever met" :P

if gregg said u were a great killer

he was probably being sarcastic since he deduced you were playing 122 countries

now3p told everyone you were banned from LaE
gregg was one of the few who knew that was just more LaE grovelling before pang

i liked u guys better when u were licking pang's boots

I only have 15 that reset -- so good try. He was my biotch in game.

I'm not banned from LaE. I founded LaE. If I wanted to go back, I would. I feel that LaE is better without me, and the drama I caused.

Deal with it, k?

no one will ever believe you played only fifteen countries

you always cheat

it is one of your personality flaws that you can never see yourself as others see you

hmm how to encapsulate a description of gregg to someone who did not experience his play?

how to explain why we all still talk about him weeks after his retirement?

a mere list of his accomplishments
1) exposing LaE
2) getting a rule named after himself
3) killing c r o a t i a three times in one set
4) forcing LaEx to hide their names
5) singlehandedly increasing the number of players who play express by twenty percent
6) being the most popular forum topic by far for weeks on end even long after he retired
7) bamboozling NOW3P into acknowledging the cheating
and on and on and on

doesnt do him justice

perhaps the best way to tell a new player is just to say that gregg made the server exhilirating, infuriating and fun for tons of players

before gregg arrived this server was just an extension of LaE
now all we talk about is gregg and LaE has faded into obsolesence

holy fluff your pretty good at blowin yourself

I have a hard time understanding why people that hate him insist on keeping him famous.

I mean, he appears to be the biggest self-righteous, know-it-all gas bag that FFA has ever seen since some ass named Dragon quit playing. So why in God's name keep talking about him?

I read some of his fluff. And that's what it pretty much was. fluff. Know-It-All blabber from someone with a penis twelve times smaller than his mouth. And a brain about half THAT size.

So let it go already.

Dragon is LaE lackey!

You're just mad cause I didn't concede the FFA netting challenge cause you said we didn't need to do it as you would be the winner.


Hater Boi! Closet LaE Member!

ah... for a second i thought this was relavent to Express

He's an idiot that people insist on making famous.

gregg seriously needs to get LaEd

Why don't you lighten up?

lol im glad you are worried about me dragon. dont worry i will be fine. i feel light as it is

Cool. Never a good thing to be too heavy. It's bad for your blood pressure!

But do you feel pretty? Oh so pretty?

long time reader, first time poster

so now it turns out that NOW3P never even graduated from college))))))

and fordy only has a MEaGeR degree

no wonder Gregg owned you guys

Would hardly call a mechanical enginering degree with a aero concentration meager

come on Gregg, stick with the same Nick

graduating from a public university without any ability to spell or reason is neither a surprise nor an accomplishment

fyi fordy there are three es in engineering

i doubt if a real engineer would make that mistake

now you speciously claim that i am gregg
anyone who criticizes you must be the holy gregg
i am not gregg; i just miss reading his humor

i dont hate you because you cheat
i dislike you because you bore talented people into leaving

oooh! a new alias! :-)

i'm old greg

stargreggrecruiterlincoln, or gregglincolnstarrecruiter?

I think the second sounds like an awesome porn star name!

Anybody who calls himself holy, not the mention in the third person, has a mental defect.

yup - but I think gregglincoln, starrecruiter probably only has that special kind of mental defect...holier than thou syndrome.

I Don't See Gregg Sam I Am.
I Don't See Gregg Over Here.
I Don't See Gregg Over There.
I Don't See Gregg On A Train.
I Don't See Gregg On A Plane.
I Don't See Gregg On A Bus.
I Don't See Gregg Make A Fuss.

under 90 players this set

if u really know gregg's puter number u better get him back here or it's over

hey high school grad, why does dark morbid say u lied when u confessed?

Yeah....hopefully the holy gregglincoln starrecruiter will make his second coming and rapture us all to a better game.

when dragon said that those of us who hate gregg keep him famous

i am reminded of a long ago speech

the world will little note nor long remember what (LaE) says
the battlefield has been hallowed by the presence of him whom even his enemies call in the hushed murmurs of awe "the holy gregg"



ask not for a second coming for that will never be
ask not what gregg will do for you in the future
ask what you can do for gregg



but i come not to praise gregg
but to bury him
let us cast aside our yearning for that long past brighter day
when his daily posts cast meaning into our souls
and in this summer of our discontent strive to play this game in a way that the holy gregg would defend, condone and empower

Hey einstein, you misspelled speech, even after you edited it.

BTW, stop calling yourself holy, it's disturbing and sacrilegious.

thx for pointing out the typo

that in and of itself should prove i am not gregg

You made plenty of typos as gregg - nice try though.