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Banks

Member

195

Nov 28th 2019, 20:10:55

I just had to.....

* Whew, that's one terrific spread!
* I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
* Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
* Talk about a huge breast!
* It's Cool Whip time!
* If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
* Are you ready for seconds yet?
* Are you going to come again next time?
* It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
* Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
* Don't play with your meat.
* Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
* Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
* I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
* You still have a little bit on your chin.
* Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
* How long will it take after you stick it in?
* You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
* Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
* How many are coming?
* That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
* Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
* How long do I beat it before it's ready?

And a Bonus one, from BigDog's wife..
*That all looks nice, honey, but I would prefer Five Guys

farmer

Member

852

Nov 29th 2019, 2:53:43

those were great

Suicidal

Member

1061

Nov 29th 2019, 3:04:53

* that's some fluffy pie
* Would you like some whipped cream on that pie
* That's the turkey neck bone, not .....
* The turkey gizzard is not the turkeys ball (see above)

KoHeartsGPA

Member

21,123

Nov 29th 2019, 3:07:09

Y'all need Jesus...
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Original Skywise L

Member

517

Nov 29th 2019, 6:58:33

His day is coming.
No really!
Skywise

Banks

Member

195

Nov 29th 2019, 9:57:00

lmao!

Suicidal

Member

1061

Dec 1st 2019, 10:25:14

Originally posted by Original Skywise L:
His day is coming.
No really!


My day isn't even breathing heavy