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Helllrush

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Dec 2nd 2019, 7:57:17

You know, once in a while something happens that shakes the very foundations of the world as we know it. So much so that we know that the instant that it happens things will never be the same again. Ours is a game of much history, many players, many clans that have come and gone yet one thing has always endured to be a thorn in the side of those who have persisted with Earth, both 2025 and Empires...

Suiciders.

Now, obviously, if we were to all name a suicider - there'd be a long list of players both current and retired. Accusations would fly and arguments would be rife. One name, however, stands head and shoulders above the rest. One name has meant more to the moniker of "suicider" than any other in recent history.

One man, one powerful man, has rushed to hell and back to bring many unsuspecting netters complete and utter ruin.

Hellrush.

Hellrush of House Slytherin, The First of His Name, King of the Shadows and Loneliness, Warden of The Sneak Attack, The Spider, Bastion of Poor Grammar and Spelling Mistakes, and Keeper of Shaky Logic, hereby declares that there shall be a new clan in town.. one that can unite all of the suiciders under a single banner.. His banner...

The banner of Hellrush's Awesome Crew of Kool Suiciders! (HACKS for short, we might change "Kool" to "Killer" after an internal vote)

The door is open, the welcome mat laid and we've made Salty flavoured Kool Aid for us to down as we toast to a suicidal victory against EVO, Imag, PS, LaF, Monsters, Elders, EVO again, SoF, Mercs and then EVO again. You will know us by our tag, HACKS, and by our Marshal-inspired names like:

> Hellrush hearts Marsha
> Marsh mellows my heart
> Hell thrush in my marshy bits
> That FA guy we all love

Take a look at our criteria for membership - if you think you have what it takes, message me or Hellrush via PM and tell us a dirty secret about yourselves:

1. You must have no more than 3 friends, and only one of them can be IRL
2. You must have played this game long enough to know how to run a country but not so long as to understand why A1 may or may not be hostile to solo players
3. You must wear socks during warchats - I like feet and don't want to be distracted thinking about your wee toesies when we're hitting EVO
4. You must refer to Hellrush as The Right Honourable Hellrush of the HACKS Clan, everyone else must be referred to as Kevin - no exceptions
5. If you're not a fan of the Spice Girls, you're not going to be a member of this clan

HACKS is a place for all of those who listen to "All By Myself" at least once a month just "to get the tears out". We're an egalitarian society ruled by a vicious suicidal dictator and his word is law. Don't come expecting a Top 10 finish, come expecting to make unprovoked hits and ridiculous retal claims. Come with your big girl pants on.

HACKS are coming. HACKS are inevitable.

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TL;DR - Me and hellrush are starting a suicide squad and our uniforms are going to be purple velvet tracksuits. hellrush will be along to confirm soon.

Neil

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Dec 2nd 2019, 9:06:00

Alliances not clans

allbymyself87

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Dec 2nd 2019, 9:25:52

Originally posted by Helllrush:


HACKS is a place for all of those who listen to "All By Myself" at least once a month just "to get the tears out".



=O

Red X

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Dec 2nd 2019, 12:27:32

Originally posted by allbymyself87:
Originally posted by Helllrush:


HACKS is a place for all of those who listen to "All By Myself" at least once a month just "to get the tears out".



=O


I think some Emo cut my wrist in my sleep band stole your name.

This is kinda funny, what gets me is you put all this time and effort into trolling him.


Where did HellRush touch you? lol
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself.

Helllrush

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Dec 2nd 2019, 14:02:34

Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by allbymyself87:
Originally posted by Helllrush:


HACKS is a place for all of those who listen to "All By Myself" at least once a month just "to get the tears out".



=O


I think some Emo cut my wrist in my sleep band stole your name.

This is kinda funny, what gets me is you put all this time and effort into trolling him.


Where did HellRush touch you? lol


Where he touches everyone.

In my heart. And in my soul.

Hellrush is love. Hellrush is life.

Wanna join us? We’re offering free Whooper Jr coupons and backrubs for the first ten new members.

Red X

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Dec 2nd 2019, 14:52:20

Originally posted by Helllrush:
Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by allbymyself87:
Originally posted by Helllrush:


HACKS is a place for all of those who listen to "All By Myself" at least once a month just "to get the tears out".



=O


I think some Emo cut my wrist in my sleep band stole your name.

This is kinda funny, what gets me is you put all this time and effort into trolling him.


Where did HellRush touch you? lol


Where he touches everyone.

In my heart. And in my soul.

Hellrush is love. Hellrush is life.

Wanna join us? We’re offering free Whooper Jr coupons and backrubs for the first ten new members.



These backrubs you speak of, do they come with a front rub as well?

Also do you think if I had 2 whooper jr coupons they could make it into a double whooper? I would rather them do it because I do not want to waste bread.
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself.

galleri

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Dec 2nd 2019, 15:29:18

I can't. I just can't.
lol



ninong
Member Sep 7th, 2006 3:22
i sure hope this galleri person isn't anoniem on drag *cringes*
Derrick to macdaddy:
I believe I could fluff Scarlett Johansson but that dont mean I actually could.

breeze

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Dec 2nd 2019, 16:04:14

Is the guy an adult or just a small child?

galleri

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Dec 2nd 2019, 16:06:46

Originally posted by breeze:
Is the guy an adult or just a small child?

This guy, Hellrush, the guy trying to buy a Whopper double with 2 coupons that are for Whopper Jr's?



ninong
Member Sep 7th, 2006 3:22
i sure hope this galleri person isn't anoniem on drag *cringes*
Derrick to macdaddy:
I believe I could fluff Scarlett Johansson but that dont mean I actually could.

Relax lah

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Dec 2nd 2019, 16:23:49

Originally posted by allbymyself87:
Originally posted by Helllrush:


HACKS is a place for all of those who listen to "All By Myself" at least once a month just "to get the tears out".



=O


lol abm u qualify
I know u listen to that song on your way to work everyday :D

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 2nd 2019, 16:32:07

Dear oh dear LOL
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Red X

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Dec 2nd 2019, 17:04:51

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by breeze:
Is the guy an adult or just a small child?

This guy, Hellrush, the guy trying to buy a Whopper double with 2 coupons that are for Whopper Jr's?


I forgot to add the Jr. I know no one would give you a full size whopper...not for the Jr coupons!
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself.

BigP

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Dec 2nd 2019, 19:26:40

LOL awesome

Marshal

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Dec 2nd 2019, 20:46:45

helltard is my bestie and a total oxymoron.

too bad macdumbass can't play or he would join to helltard's "alliance".

Edited By: galleri on Dec 3rd 2019, 21:25:52. Reason: Stop using that word
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Galleri: Sadly pics of my boobies are on my ftp-folder.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 2nd 2019, 21:01:56

HACKS declares war on Marshal.

Cuz yous a bad FA.
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Helllrush

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Dec 2nd 2019, 21:08:44

Originally posted by Red X:

These backrubs you speak of, do they come with a front rub as well?

Also do you think if I had 2 whooper jr coupons they could make it into a double whooper? I would rather them do it because I do not want to waste bread.


We’re running a new clan tag here, not a Vietnamese massage parlour.

But we’ll talk to the BK managers on your behalf while you sort your own “front rub” in the restaurant toilets.

Fair compromise?

Helllrush

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Dec 2nd 2019, 21:10:02

Originally posted by breeze:
Is the guy an adult or just a small child?


Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

Helllrush

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Dec 2nd 2019, 21:15:32

Originally posted by Marshal:
helltard is retarded bully and total oxymoron.

too bad macdumbass can't play or he would join to helltard's "alliance".


I’ll have you know we are crowdfunding for one of those VPN thingies that Chinese wumao use to get past the Great Firewall so they can post hugely pro-CCP stuff on Twitter whilst avoiding anything to do with Tiananmen Square.

If they can get on Twitter from China, then ol’ Macca can get onto EE from wherever his mom’s basement is.

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
HACKS declares war on Marshal.

Cuz yous a bad FA.


I’ll kindly ask you to use the application form on our website if you’d like to take up the role as FA for HACKS.

We’ll need references from your last three alliance leaders, an essay of your views on polygamy and a cute pic for our virtual Cutest Clanmate wall.

Helllrush

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Dec 2nd 2019, 21:21:39

Actually, in light of the dubiously timed HERO tag announcement from mrcuban, we at HACKS have decided we have our own hashtag too.

#MEGA

MAKE EARTH GAY AGAIN

Means the same thing as HEROs except ours is “Mega” which sounds way better than “Meh-fah”.

Check fluffing mate, mrcuban.

Rasp

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Dec 2nd 2019, 21:26:27

thank you. this is gold.

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 2nd 2019, 21:36:09

LOL
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Marshal

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Dec 2nd 2019, 21:37:03

bright side on this is that IF he stays tagged he will be easy to find.
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Galleri: Sadly pics of my boobies are on my ftp-folder.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Chadius

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Dec 2nd 2019, 22:01:55

I have enjoyed reading this post. Thank you sir!
LAF

Drow

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Dec 2nd 2019, 22:22:05

you're planning to pwn n00bs with your uber 1337 haxors?

Retired Earth type.

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 2nd 2019, 22:42:10

Originally posted by Marshal:
bright side on this is that IF he stays tagged he will be easy to find.


Yes so you can call in your allies to do your bidding.
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

ironxxx

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Dec 2nd 2019, 23:52:42

#MEGA

sinistril

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Dec 3rd 2019, 1:11:40

Originally posted by Marshal:
helltard is retarded bully and total oxymoron.

too bad macdumbass can't play or he would join to helltard's "alliance".


So the forum mods are going to let someone call another person retarded in every post for months without banning them? Ok, although I think doing this over and over again lacks wit, I will say this, marshal, you're a fluffing stupid. You should be the last one to accuse anyone else of that.

Edited By: galleri on Dec 3rd 2019, 21:26:39. Reason: had to omit a word and replace a word. Thank you for pointing it

Helllrush

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Dec 3rd 2019, 1:28:51

Originally posted by Marshal:
bright side on this is that IF he stays tagged he will be easy to find.


cash me ousside, how bow dat?

Originally posted by Drow:
you're planning to pwn n00bs with your uber 1337 haxors?


Yes. We'll drown them in the dandruff of our collective neckbeards.

Originally posted by ironxxx:
#MEGA


^ This guy. He gets it.

Originally posted by sinistril:
Originally posted by Marshal:
helltard is retarded bully and total oxymoron.

too bad macdumbass can't play or he would join to helltard's "alliance".


So the forum mods are going to let someone call another person retarded in every post for months without banning them? Ok, although I think doing this over and over again lacks wit, I will say this, marshal, you're a fluffing retard. You should be the last one to accuse anyone else of that.


Gotta love a guy who always has his serious panties on.

You, sir, are not welcome to this pants party. Fun pants only.

Red X

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Dec 3rd 2019, 2:18:55

Originally posted by Marshal:
bright side on this is that IF he stays tagged he will be easy to find.


Look at his name spelling
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself.

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 3rd 2019, 4:42:28

Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by Marshal:
bright side on this is that IF he stays tagged he will be easy to find.


Look at his name spelling


He can't, he's blinded by the light.
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Helllrush

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Dec 3rd 2019, 4:52:55

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
He can't, he's blinded by the light.


~ Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~

Wednesday Nights are Karaoke Nights at HACKS HQ.

The current reigning champ is Hellrush (obviously). His last performance was Donna Summer's "Love to Love You Baby" which made for a mesmerizing but awkwardly uncomfortable experience.

I think it was the sequinned leotard Hellrush wore that swung it from a spectacular show to something seedy.

Gerdler

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Dec 3rd 2019, 5:23:54

I think Marshal thinks he is Marshall too...

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 3rd 2019, 5:54:50

Originally posted by Helllrush:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
He can't, he's blinded by the light.


~ Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~

Wednesday Nights are Karaoke Nights at HACKS HQ.

The current reigning champ is Hellrush (obviously). His last performance was Donna Summer's "Love to Love You Baby" which made for a mesmerizing but awkwardly uncomfortable experience.

I think it was the sequinned leotard Hellrush wore that swung it from a spectacular show to something seedy.


Nice, I like karaoke :-)

Originally posted by Gerdler:
I think Marshal thinks he is Marshall too...


I wouldn't put it past him....
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Marshal

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Dec 3rd 2019, 20:36:01

Originally posted by sinistril:

So the forum mods are going to let someone call another person retarded in every post for months without banning them? Ok, although I think doing this over and over again lacks wit, I will say this, marshal, you're a fluffing retard. You should be the last one to accuse anyone else of that.


cause it is true.

I'm retard cause I don't suicide and threaten with suicide unless massive reps are payed? If so then I'm ok with that.

Originally posted by Gerdler:
I think Marshal thinks he is Marshall too...


nope.


Despite this thread isn't made by Helltard it could be.
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Galleri: Sadly pics of my boobies are on my ftp-folder.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 3rd 2019, 20:55:28

But it isn't, so you suck as an FA, again.
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

sinistril

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Dec 3rd 2019, 21:39:31

Originally posted by Marshal:


I'm retard cause I don't suicide and threaten with suicide unless massive reps are payed? If so then I'm ok with that.


No, the word has nothing to do with suiciding or threatening to suicide. It has to do with your mental disability.


Helllrush

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Dec 4th 2019, 0:46:01

I know we all love having a boner for bashing Marshal.. but this is my attention-seeking thread.

If I wanted a "Let's Make Fun of Marshal" thread - I'd have made one.

Original Skywise L

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Dec 4th 2019, 1:16:50

I am indeed entertained
Skywise

Helllrush

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Dec 4th 2019, 1:43:50

QUICK UPDATE: HACKS now has EIGHT members total! A special welcome to all of those who have seen the light and joined us to do God's work.

Now we have to figure out who wears what hat and which unlucky tag will be our first suicide squad victim.

For those of you sitting on the fence, it's not too late to join us. PM me or hellrush now!

Ps. If you're fat, get off of the fence. It's dangerous for you to be up there.

Requiem

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Dec 4th 2019, 1:51:57

Are you fat shaming me? I need a safe space *looks at galleri*

Helllrush

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Dec 4th 2019, 2:05:15

Originally posted by Requiem:
Are you fat shaming me? I need a safe space *looks at galleri*


The safe space is anywhere but up on the fence, fatty.

mrcuban

Member

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Dec 4th 2019, 3:24:48

This is true, on the fence is actually quite painful especially for someone with excess weight. Speaking from experience being on ether side of the fence is better than on the fence, just FYI. :)

Makinso

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Dec 4th 2019, 8:17:37

Where can I sign up?

Helllrush

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Dec 4th 2019, 13:49:29

Originally posted by Makinso:
Where can I sign up?


Send hellrush a picture of your feet and you’re in.

galleri

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Dec 4th 2019, 14:20:21

Originally posted by Requiem:
Are you fat shaming me? I need a safe space *looks at galleri*

I cannot carry you then



ninong
Member Sep 7th, 2006 3:22
i sure hope this galleri person isn't anoniem on drag *cringes*
Derrick to macdaddy:
I believe I could fluff Scarlett Johansson but that dont mean I actually could.

Marshal

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31,574

Dec 4th 2019, 20:32:23

Originally posted by sinistril:

No, the word has nothing to do with suiciding or threatening to suicide. It has to do with your mental disability.


you are wondering about my mental health but not helltard's and others who get kicks when suiciding against alliances.

weirdo.
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Galleri: Sadly pics of my boobies are on my ftp-folder.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Makinso

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Dec 4th 2019, 20:36:58

So where could members apply?

http://www.looneybin.completelybonkers.com?

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 4th 2019, 20:49:18

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Requiem:
Are you fat shaming me? I need a safe space *looks at galleri*

I cannot carry you then


You got something against fluffy people????
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Requiem

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Dec 4th 2019, 21:28:32

Www.disney.com

galleri

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Dec 4th 2019, 21:47:00

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Requiem:
Are you fat shaming me? I need a safe space *looks at galleri*

I cannot carry you then


You got something against fluffy people????

No, I just can't carry him.



ninong
Member Sep 7th, 2006 3:22
i sure hope this galleri person isn't anoniem on drag *cringes*
Derrick to macdaddy:
I believe I could fluff Scarlett Johansson but that dont mean I actually could.