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Chevs

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Jan 6th 2020, 20:30:52

Hi pang and admins, I've made this simple guide to make this game appealing to the masses and get you rich as f. Im talking gobs of fcking money. if you use my ideas i expect 10% of revenue going forward

Step 1:

Turns are replaced by gems and coins

Every X mins you get 2 gems depending on server
Every X mins you get 1 coins depending on server

Building costs gems
Research costs gems
Explore cost gems
War room cost coins
Spy ops cost coins
putting goods on market cost coins

Step 2:

Create an app with simple fluff like:
a visual representation of your country with the buildings
cool explosions when u suicide another country with ABs
simple raping and pillaging graphic for landgrabs

Step 3:

create a store

sell gems for 5.99 24.99 etc the more you buy
sell coins for 10.99 25,99 etc the more you buy
sell megapacks for $100, you get coins, gems, cash, bushels, jets for a low low price megapack
sell skins for $5 dollars, things like your tanks being replaced by trucks of peace and they have aloha snackbar speech bubbles everytime you AB someone

step 4:

create a new server that never ends, let the whales Pay 2 Win

step 5

all the people getting shrekt constantly by the whales spending 1000$ will come to other free 2 play servers

step 6

profit

Edit: I have not figured out how to monetize speedkills but I'm sure you can figure out the details. Also not sure if you can get rights to the trademark

Edited By: Chevs on Jan 6th 2020, 20:35:31
See Original Post
SOF Head Of Poop
2019-04-03 21:40:26 PS the stinky deyicks (#599) Beryl Houston (#360) LaF 30638A (43783A)

Gerdler

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Jan 6th 2020, 20:45:04

Gems and coins are silly.

But pay to babysit is something that would make war less cumbersome for people who dont live in american timezones.

braden

Member
11,283

Jan 6th 2020, 21:16:39

Not the game I want to play.

How much of your existing user base would really transfer over?

I can play hearts with no gems or coins.

Hey pang if you want to make a billion dollars invent the iPhone! !!! Gobs of dolla dolla bills skn

braden

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Jan 6th 2020, 21:17:42

Hey qz if you want a billion dollars invent amazon.

tfm0m0

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Jan 6th 2020, 21:45:02

I'll take 1 megapack

major

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Jan 6th 2020, 22:16:18

i will take a walling pack for 10 bucks

braden

Member
11,283

Jan 6th 2020, 23:11:19

1000$ to win every reset in perpituity. And another 500 to name the game weedylar.

I will credit card at your request.

braden

Member
11,283

Jan 6th 2020, 23:12:03

Still ontario so close to toronto for signature?

archaic

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Jan 6th 2020, 23:19:33

Chevs shows up 10 years too late and proceeds to invent Candy Crush
CandyMan: stop doing KR on our originals.

braden

Member
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Jan 6th 2020, 23:36:02

Already exists?

750 to win every reset and 400 to name it weedylar.

See how the game doesn't work?

Betting against myself 725 for win every reset 350 to name it A Joke.

braden

Member
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Jan 6th 2020, 23:36:48

Another 50 if we name it people are stupid

Drow

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Jan 7th 2020, 2:22:48

/yawn

Retired Earth type.

KoHeartsGPA

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Jan 7th 2020, 2:34:30

I'll pass.
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

sinistril

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Jan 7th 2020, 3:31:54

This is probably fairly accurate.

Edit: addition to the customizable country skins for 5$ per skin, change the way your country looks to others, 10$ for limited edition theme skins ie. Your country will appear as the north pole to others if you buy the Christmas skin.

Edited By: sinistril on Jan 7th 2020, 3:43:41
If you give a man some fire, he'll be warm for awhile. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Requiem

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Jan 7th 2020, 3:32:24

I hate you chevs.

sinistril

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Jan 7th 2020, 3:45:41

Originally posted by Gerdler:
Gems and coins are silly.

But pay to babysit is something that would make war less cumbersome for people who dont live in american timezones.


Yeah but if you want women to play this game flashy fluff like gems is necessary. I bet your mom plays candy crush. Don't lie
If you give a man some fire, he'll be warm for awhile. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Sov

Game Moderator
Express
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Jan 7th 2020, 5:58:36

Originally posted by Chevs:
if you use my ideas i expect 10% of revenue going forward


You are selling yourself short. Offer 20% but be prepared to accept 15%.

Chevs

Member
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Jan 7th 2020, 12:44:43

Originally posted by Gerdler:
Gems and coins are silly.

But pay to babysit is something that would make war less cumbersome for people who dont live in american timezones.


it wouldnt change gameplay would just replace the label of turns...its time to bring this game up to 2020 freemium model status

Originally posted by braden:
Not the game I want to play.

How much of your existing user base would really transfer over?



its the same fcking game lol that was the point of my satire post. we just get all the flufflords whos credit card is maxed out and cant play anymore from the pay2win server flooding over to our own free2play servers

Originally posted by sinistril:
This is probably fairly accurate.

Edit: addition to the customizable country skins for 5$ per skin, change the way your country looks to others, 10$ for limited edition theme skins ie. Your country will appear as the north pole to others if you buy the Christmas skin.


this guy gets it.

Doggie Skins
Cat Skins
Bird skins
Ancient civilization skins
MAGA skins
Commie Skins
Sober Nancy Pelosi skin (rare...cost alot of money)
Orange man bad skin
Kim Jong Un skin for your nukes

Edited By: Chevs on Jan 7th 2020, 12:49:24
See Original Post
SOF Head Of Poop
2019-04-03 21:40:26 PS the stinky deyicks (#599) Beryl Houston (#360) LaF 30638A (43783A)

Chevs

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Jan 7th 2020, 12:45:58

Originally posted by Gerdler:


But pay to babysit is something that would make war less cumbersome for people who dont live in american timezones.


good news for you the walling pack for 10 dollars includes an 8 hour shield
SOF Head Of Poop
2019-04-03 21:40:26 PS the stinky deyicks (#599) Beryl Houston (#360) LaF 30638A (43783A)

UgolinoII

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Jan 7th 2020, 13:19:59

Originally posted by Chevs:
Originally posted by Gerdler:


But pay to babysit is something that would make war less cumbersome for people who dont live in american timezones.


good news for you the walling pack for 10 dollars includes an 8 hour shield


Hmm, brings to mind Stargatewars ... was it PPA you bought to not get massed constantly? That's a blast from the past.

galleri

Game Moderator
Team & Express
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Jan 7th 2020, 17:41:17

Originally posted by Requiem:
I hate you chevs.

He legit made me read all this..


Derrick to macdaddy:
I believe I could fluff Scarlett Johansson but that dont mean I actually could.

Carole Baskin killed her husband

KoHeartsGPA

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Jan 7th 2020, 17:55:23

Chevs needs to stop trolling, there's good trolling, there's bad trolling and then there's this thread.
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

DruncK

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Jan 7th 2020, 18:09:24

GoFundMe for a PC game

braden

Member
11,283

Jan 7th 2020, 20:22:52

525 canadian right now to win every reset.
Won't even have to code in gems.

Banks

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Jan 8th 2020, 9:21:47

Originally posted by archaic:
Chevs shows up 10 years too late and proceeds to invent Candy Crush


roflmfao!

TaSk1

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Jan 8th 2020, 13:55:29

I have plenty of 20 cent coins to insert
Witness the fitness!
IXMVP.

UgolinoII

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Jan 9th 2020, 12:41:01

I would pay to not have to click bonus every day.

87Fresh

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Jan 10th 2020, 8:51:20

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Chevs needs to stop trolling, there's good trolling, there's bad trolling and then there's this thread.


Always such a grumpy fluff

87Fresh

Member
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Jan 10th 2020, 8:52:06

Originally posted by UgolinoII:
I would pay to not have to click bonus every day.


If both were as simple as bbog, it wouldn't be so bad. I have to do like 3 recaptchas, every time

Gerdler

Member
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Jan 10th 2020, 9:47:35

Originally posted by UgolinoII:
I would pay to not have to click bonus every day.

Same


Originally posted by 87Fresh:
If both were as simple as bbog, it wouldn't be so bad. I have to do like 3 recaptchas, every time

It reminds me of that country name; "Captcha always wins" :P

mrcuban

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Jan 10th 2020, 11:32:58

getting rich as fluff in an online game requires a large player base, I mean like really large player base. You need 10's of thousands of kids buying those vbucks on the daily to get rich.

If we all bought into the 'gems' concept it would mean pang and the crew get a little beer money. Which isn't such a bad idea, I'd suggest just put a BEER link on the left hand menu and a donation form field. I'd pop in some brewsky money in there..

KoHeartsGPA

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Jan 11th 2020, 2:21:57

Originally posted by 87Fresh:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Chevs needs to stop trolling, there's good trolling, there's bad trolling and then there's this thread.


Always such a grumpy fluff


You know it!
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

The_Hawk

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Jan 11th 2020, 2:36:12

If anyone wants to buy land or stock i accept paypal.
Originally posted by Syko_Killa:
Qzjul tells me these reports are all psychological and no mods are abusing privaleges.

Originally posted by Raz:
I have left ICD, and any clan Hawk joins moving forward will have me as a suicider if/when I play.

The Cloaked

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Jan 11th 2020, 3:55:12

bonus

Hardy

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Jan 12th 2020, 13:18:10

NEIN

Pang

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Jan 13th 2020, 0:11:17

I'll announce the paid stuff in the next little while. Thanks for the ideas!
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Invictus

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Jan 13th 2020, 0:57:16

And for fun you could pay to put posters like koh, marshal and derrick,etc. for example, in a no posting Time Out.

Boltar

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Jan 13th 2020, 10:50:42

I still want my limited server which means buying a lifetime platinum account. That's ur beer money right there u lazy canadian!!!!

Red X

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Jan 14th 2020, 14:52:29

Welcome back Chevs
My attitude is that of a Hulk smash
Mixed with Tony Montana snortin' bags of his coke stash
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