Stop posting interest in joining an alliance like a love ad in a newspaper.

Get it right, backpage.

I’m super Crsuty

nubile young cuckold looking for a master, please inquire on my forum pm @Marshal

I knew we were meant to be the moment you said Hillary Clinton was a lizard person. I didn't care that you liked wearing socks with your flip flops, or that you like to dress in all black leather. I didn't judge you for being #Team Edward, or Bernie. Truth is, you make me laugh to the point my chapped lips bleed.
As I lay at night awake writing in my pink and purple "My Little Pony" journal, I snuggle up to my waifu pillow and wish it was you. I vision you standing there with your Fabio hair blowing in the wind. In one hand you have a hammer and in the other is a pack of vagina dental dam.
You will probably never see this..... But if you do,ride off with me in the sunset on my George Jetson mop. Come live a life together on a farm, breeding horses simulation style. I will never force you to drink fluffty drinks like Budlight. And we can have pet rats and train them to do cool tricks.

https://youtu.be/Bh4SG2fh8NY

Sounds enticing Marshal.

/bonus

So many wonderful things in this post. But my favorite is the that you refer to Budlight as a fluffty drink.

It's an insult to hops for calling that disgrace beer

*pours glass of coors light for kohn00b*

Nope, microbrew or bust!

sorry, only coors light to you

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how nice

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sobery day