Jun 8th 2020, 12:05:01
Apply to THE BOMB now.
The Brotherhood of Man Bros is now accepting APPLICATIONS (Notice we didn't say RECRUITING, this fluff is exclusive as f). We are not looking to pad our #s but slowly collect all of the coolest bros (AND HOES) in all of the EE.
If any of the following statements apply to you, you may be a good fit for THE BOMB.
<I am Tired of Jerking off everytime I see Low DR Bots
<I am Tired of arranged pointless wars
<I am not a sensitive little fluff
<I don't want to devote hours of my day to my country
<Sometimes i devote hours of my day to my country, do because i fcking feel like it, an I am a Man.
<I am sick of being told how I should play the game and being shamed by it
<I am just looking for like minded Bros to Riff with
<I enjoy chatting about non-EE manly stuff (grilling meat, doing manly tasks, drinking scotch, etc)
<I would like a unique EE experience with different Goals every set
<I enjoy trolling
<I don't cry when things don't go my way, I handle it like a real man
<I am not offended and don't take things too personally or seriously
<I have a penis
<I wish i had a penis
The Rules of THE BOMB
>No being a snitch
>No Beta fluffes
>No leaking or being a spy for other tags
>Respect our pacts
>No cheating or rule breaking
>Must play anonymously and not advertise your Membership
>Be an above average netter
Inquire about our mission statement and goals by sending me a forum PM to see if you would be a good fit. Membership must be approved unanimously by everyone in the BOMB, so the earlier you apply the better your chances are. Get in at the ground level at our inaugural set!