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Real_Man

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Jun 8th 2020, 12:05:01

Do you consider yourself a Real Man? Want to join the most exclusive club in all of EE?

Apply to THE BOMB now.

The Brotherhood of Man Bros is now accepting APPLICATIONS (Notice we didn't say RECRUITING, this fluff is exclusive as f). We are not looking to pad our #s but slowly collect all of the coolest bros (AND HOES) in all of the EE.

If any of the following statements apply to you, you may be a good fit for THE BOMB.

<I am Tired of Jerking off everytime I see Low DR Bots
<I am Tired of arranged pointless wars
<I am not a sensitive little fluff
<I don't want to devote hours of my day to my country
<Sometimes i devote hours of my day to my country, do because i fcking feel like it, an I am a Man.
<I am sick of being told how I should play the game and being shamed by it
<I am just looking for like minded Bros to Riff with
<I enjoy chatting about non-EE manly stuff (grilling meat, doing manly tasks, drinking scotch, etc)
<I would like a unique EE experience with different Goals every set
<I enjoy trolling
<I don't cry when things don't go my way, I handle it like a real man
<I am not offended and don't take things too personally or seriously
<I have a penis
<I wish i had a penis




The Rules of THE BOMB

>No being a snitch
>No Beta fluffes
>No leaking or being a spy for other tags
>Respect our pacts
>No cheating or rule breaking
>Must play anonymously and not advertise your Membership
>Be an above average netter

Inquire about our mission statement and goals by sending me a forum PM to see if you would be a good fit. Membership must be approved unanimously by everyone in the BOMB, so the earlier you apply the better your chances are. Get in at the ground level at our inaugural set!

Good luck!

Regards,

Real Man

MauricXe

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:14:28

I'll join

CLAN_MEGA

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:17:20

tfm0m0

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:18:22

I'm waiting for the application form

KoHeartsGPA

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:19:05

🤣@this thread

10/10
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Real_Man

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:19:25

we will reach out immediately but please remember this rule if accepted into the brotherhood

Originally posted by Real_Man:

>Must play anonymously and not advertise your Membership

ninong

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:19:40

do you drug test applicants?
ninong, formerly Johnny Demonic
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Real_Man

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:22:02

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
🤣@this thread

10/10


unsure if you are expressing interest but I'm not sure you are a good fit

Originally posted by Real_Man:

>Be an above average netter



best of luck in your future endeavors

KoHeartsGPA

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:23:10

Originally posted by Real_Man:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
🤣@this thread

10/10


unsure if you are expressing interest but I'm not sure you are a good fit

Originally posted by Real_Man:

>Be an above average netter



best of luck in your future endeavors


I'm not, don't have any interest either :-)
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Real_Man

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:26:27

Originally posted by ninong:
do you drug test applicants?


we do not drug test applicants, we do not believe in the invasion of privacy

we trust that as a real man you are free to make your own decisions to better yourself and your neighbours, and set a good example for young kids.

we do not promote degeneracy but rather do encourage being your best self, and acknowledge that even the best men have vices and we do not pass judgement

Chevs

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:49:39

Originally posted by tfm0m0:
I'm waiting for the application form


lol i would also like to see the application form...asking for a friend
SOF Head Of Poop
2019-04-03 21:40:26 PS the stinky deyicks (#599) Beryl Houston (#360) LaF 30638A (43783A)
En4cer: Chevs... u would have beaten me by more than 100m

Banks

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:56:57

Are beards mandatory?

Real_Man

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Jun 8th 2020, 15:15:48

Originally posted by Banks:
Are beards mandatory?


facial hair is optional and at your discretion.

whatever makes you feel like a man and at your best, whether its clean shaven, a fu man chu, or full ZZ top beard.


Edited By: Real_Man on Jun 8th 2020, 15:20:52
See Original Post

archaic

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Jun 8th 2020, 15:24:44

Basically if DANGER and Gents conceived a special needs baby in a dark ally behind 4Chan headquarters, this is what it would look like.
Cheating Mod Hall of Shame: Dark Morbid, Turtle Crawler, Sov

Real_Man

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Jun 8th 2020, 15:34:15

Originally posted by archaic:
Basically if DANGER and Gents conceived a special needs baby in a dark ally behind 4Chan headquarters, this is what it would look like.


thank you for your feedback, unfortunately you don't sound like THE BOMB material

Good luck in your future endeavors

BigP

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Jun 8th 2020, 16:07:51

Are there tshirts?
- SoF

ChuckNorrisBeard

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Jun 8th 2020, 16:36:52

A beard does not define the man, but enhances the man. Even a non-beard accentuates the man by providing a powerful absence of the beard.

That goes for all non-Chuck Norris beards obviously. I am what all men gather strength from. It was I who God sent to Samson when pulling down the pillars to kill my enemies. It was I who Zeus used to punish Atlas for all eternity. It was I who allowed your father to gain the twinkle of your mother's eye in order to conceive you. Every time you ask "Well, who are you? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? I really want to know. Who are you? Who, who, who, who." ME.

I am honored to be an initiated member. I just got my official acceptance form:

https://imgur.com/blQfoWi

Hardy

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Jun 8th 2020, 16:49:10

Sounds like a sausage fest to me.

galleri

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Jun 8th 2020, 17:02:17

Hos are out


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

ChuckNorrisBeard

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Jun 8th 2020, 17:13:49

Originally posted by galleri:
Hos are out


Clearly Hardy is out, but you are still welcome. We don't discriminate. Well we do. With extreme prejudice against all non-manly men. But you 'aight.

Real_Man

Member
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Jun 8th 2020, 17:31:21

Originally posted by ChuckNorrisBeard:
A beard does not define the man, but enhances the man. Even a non-beard accentuates the man by providing a powerful absence of the beard.

That goes for all non-Chuck Norris beards obviously. I am what all men gather strength from. It was I who God sent to Samson when pulling down the pillars to kill my enemies. It was I who Zeus used to punish Atlas for all eternity. It was I who allowed your father to gain the twinkle of your mother's eye in order to conceive you. Every time you ask "Well, who are you? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? I really want to know. Who are you? Who, who, who, who." ME.

I am honored to be an initiated member. I just got my official acceptance form:

https://imgur.com/blQfoWi


I can confirm ChuckNorrisBeard has been properly vetted and is now part of THE BOMB.

His application was oozing manliness and has set a high standard for the rest of you.

Banks

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Jun 8th 2020, 17:58:02

ChuckNorris' Beard has experienced more than a lesser mans body.

iScode

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Jun 8th 2020, 19:29:36

My club is more exclusive, you cant even apply to get in...
iScode
God of War


DEATH TO SOV!

Mr Gainsboro

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Jun 8th 2020, 19:41:28

WTF happened to me picking the name?
I really liked GFF - Gains Fabulous Fellowship, i am so disappointed i will not be able to sleep tonight.
Don of LaF

KoHeartsGPA

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Jun 8th 2020, 20:46:43

Originally posted by Hardy:
Sounds like a sausage fest to me.


Clearly!
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

CLAN_MEGA

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Jun 8th 2020, 21:13:03

Real_Man

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Jun 8th 2020, 21:15:09

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Hardy:
Sounds like a sausage fest to me.


Clearly!


was something unclear about the name of the tag?

Real_Man

Member
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Jun 8th 2020, 21:16:15

Originally posted by BigP:
Are there tshirts?


are you volunteering to make them?

ChuckNorrisBeard may require custom fit

BROmanceNZ

Member
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Jun 8th 2020, 21:17:31

Originally posted by Real_Man:
Originally posted by ninong:
do you drug test applicants?


we do not drug test applicants, we do not believe in the invasion of privacy

we trust that as a real man you are free to make your own decisions to better yourself and your neighbours, and set a good example for young kids.

we do not promote degeneracy but rather do encourage being your best self, and acknowledge that even the best men have vices and we do not pass judgement


I’m my best self on molly.

galleri

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Jun 8th 2020, 21:32:16

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:
Originally posted by Real_Man:
Originally posted by ninong:
do you drug test applicants?


we do not drug test applicants, we do not believe in the invasion of privacy

we trust that as a real man you are free to make your own decisions to better yourself and your neighbours, and set a good example for young kids.

we do not promote degeneracy but rather do encourage being your best self, and acknowledge that even the best men have vices and we do not pass judgement


I’m my best self on molly.

Is that how I received those feet photos?


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

ChuckNorrisBeard

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Jun 8th 2020, 21:47:08

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:
Originally posted by Real_Man:
Originally posted by ninong:
do you drug test applicants?


we do not drug test applicants, we do not believe in the invasion of privacy

we trust that as a real man you are free to make your own decisions to better yourself and your neighbours, and set a good example for young kids.

we do not promote degeneracy but rather do encourage being your best self, and acknowledge that even the best men have vices and we do not pass judgement


I’m my best self on molly.


Molly always hitting me up for a beard ride.

KoHeartsGPA

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Jun 8th 2020, 21:49:35

Originally posted by Real_Man:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Hardy:
Sounds like a sausage fest to me.


Clearly!


was something unclear about the name of the tag?


Flag suggestion: sausage with eggs and perhaps some font... "fluff Brigade" or "fluff Squad"
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

ZEN

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Jun 8th 2020, 22:46:46

I feel like I am the artist formerly known as a Real Man, so maybe I am not qualified.....but I do like breakfast food. Bacon over sausage for sure.

I feel like we need a breakfast food that represents a group of females. Maybe clams would be good for breakfast......

Requiem

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Jun 8th 2020, 22:51:51

Originally posted by ZEN:
I feel like I am the artist formerly known as a Real Man, so maybe I am not qualified.....but I do like breakfast food. Bacon over sausage for sure.

I feel like we need a breakfast food that represents a group of females. Maybe clams would be good for breakfast......


Avocado toast for the dirty girls...

KoHeartsGPA

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Jun 8th 2020, 23:02:06

Tacos, street tacos represent females :P
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

galleri

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Jun 8th 2020, 23:55:58

🍴🥩🌮😋


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

KoHeartsGPA

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Jun 9th 2020, 2:13:06

Nom Nom Nom
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

BROmanceNZ

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Jun 9th 2020, 6:49:18

Originally posted by ChuckNorrisBeard:

Molly always hitting me up for a beard ride.


She's always an eager bird.

Originally posted by galleri:

Is that how I received those feet photos?


There's no way I could have written "Galleri" that legibly had molly given me the Michael J. Fox shakes. ;)

Red X

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Jun 9th 2020, 16:48:18

gay
My attitude is that of a Hulk smash
Mixed with Tony Montana snortin' bags of his coke stash
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

ChuckNorrisBeard

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Jun 9th 2020, 17:49:49

Originally posted by Red X:
gay


Though we understand the need to be infatuated with us, we politely decline. However, you are allowed to pleasure yourself to the chiseled chin under my physique. Just keep it manly.

Red X

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Jun 9th 2020, 20:24:02

Originally posted by ChuckNorrisBeard:
Originally posted by Red X:
gay


Though we understand the need to be infatuated with us, we politely decline. However, you are allowed to pleasure yourself to the chiseled chin under my physique. Just keep it manly.


so you want my man goo, on your chin.

understood.
My attitude is that of a Hulk smash
Mixed with Tony Montana snortin' bags of his coke stash
http://nbkffa.ghqnet.com

KoHeartsGPA

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Jun 9th 2020, 20:45:28

O O
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Real_Man

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Jun 9th 2020, 21:36:10

Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by ChuckNorrisBeard:
Originally posted by Red X:
gay


Though we understand the need to be infatuated with us, we politely decline. However, you are allowed to pleasure yourself to the chiseled chin under my physique. Just keep it manly.


so you want my man goo, on your chin.

understood.


what are you some sort of homophobe

KoHeartsGPA

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Jun 9th 2020, 22:07:27

I doubt that anyone is afraid of a fruitcake....that term "homophobic" is idiotic.
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Drow

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Jun 9th 2020, 22:24:45


Retired Earth type.

Drow

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Jun 9th 2020, 22:25:44

Originally posted by ChuckNorrisBeard:
Originally posted by Red X:
gay


Though we understand the need to be infatuated with us, we politely decline. However, you are allowed to pleasure yourself to the chiseled chin under my physique. Just keep it manly.


You are not really Chuck Norris' beard. Everyone knows Chuck Norris has no chin, it's another fist.

Retired Earth type.

JIM_DANGER

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Jun 9th 2020, 23:36:25

WILL THERE BE EXPLOSIONS? WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS MONKEYS WITH TYPEWRITERS? IF A WATERY TART THREW A WET SWORD WEST AT 100MPH AT A COCONUT LADEN SWALLOW (AFRICAN) TRAVELLING EAST AT 50MPH, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOR SAM TO PASS A DRUG TEST?

JIM DANGER
CHIEF INQUISITOR
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|*


(*a division of TACO CORP.)



Real_Man

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Jun 10th 2020, 0:23:04

Originally posted by JIM_DANGER:
WILL THERE BE EXPLOSIONS?

We are still in the process of pacting, hopefully not in our first set.

WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS MONKEYS WITH TYPEWRITERS?

Personally, Indifferent. But Every man can decide for themselves.


IF A WATERY TART THREW A WET SWORD WEST AT 100MPH AT A COCONUT LADEN SWALLOW (AFRICAN) TRAVELLING EAST AT 50MPH, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOR SAM TO PASS A DRUG TEST?

Yes.

brujodale

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Jun 10th 2020, 1:18:06

lQQks in pants wow Im a d00d but stones gives me 2 kilos per set that I play for them.

galleri

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Jun 10th 2020, 2:12:29

Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by ChuckNorrisBeard:
Originally posted by Red X:
gay


Though we understand the need to be infatuated with us, we politely decline. However, you are allowed to pleasure yourself to the chiseled chin under my physique. Just keep it manly.


so you want my man goo, on your chin.

understood.

Wierd mods we have in this game.
First galleri wants feet pics, now Red X is putting man goo on people's chins.


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.