MKR declars on SODA and JERKS - Earth Empires Forum

kwmi

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Apr 19th 2011, 2:05:15

they land killed one of our countries to start the set so we figure they're looking for some trouble.

Please consider putting MKR tags on a war DNH while we take care of these guys.

MKR - HFA

take care of these guys? does that mean milk and cookies? no wait ZEN popping out of a cake all nekkid with extra pairs of handcuffs!

just so you know, it will be all set

to quote a movie.....and then....and then...and then...and then, and possibly next set... and then... and then... and then

SuperFly

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Apr 19th 2011, 2:59:03

KWMI why u gotta kill the land sources? I have not even made a single LG yet lol

BigFatJerk1

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Apr 19th 2011, 9:20:52

i fart in general direction :P

kwmi

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Apr 19th 2011, 14:47:59

they killed one of our countries out of protection so we start killing. Feel free to farm the ones that aren't in DR, they are farmland for the server.

These guys clearly have no life and weren't satisfied playing 16 countries in FFA so decided they had to come over here and try to enforce their policies in Team.

My advice, go outside, get some sun, smell a flower. Theres a big beautiful world out there, waiting for you. You just have to go outside and find it!

LOL

MKR - HFA

Tross

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Apr 19th 2011, 15:19:25

Soda and Jerks=Kill

Edited By: Tross on Apr 19th 2011, 18:30:34
See Original Post

BigFatJerk1

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Apr 19th 2011, 21:17:09

you wussies. Boo hoo. so farm us already and quit complaining ya jessies. ya litle girl blouses. Maybe you can burrow ur mum's knickers for a prance round tha room.

warlorde

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Apr 20th 2011, 2:27:38

awsome....

BigFatJerk1

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Apr 20th 2011, 6:48:49

i like building back up its fun ;)

Rosco

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Apr 20th 2011, 14:15:25

Confirmed
Rosco
MKR VP

FFA- Ares VP
Alliance- SOF
Team- MKR

ZEN

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Apr 20th 2011, 14:43:36

Originally posted by BigFatJerk1:

you wussies. Boo hoo. so farm us already and quit complaining ya jessies. ya litle girl blouses. Maybe you can burrow ur mum's knickers for a prance round tha room.

ha ha.....classic.

Yo Dragun, let me know if you need any policing :)

hokie

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Apr 20th 2011, 21:24:49

you had me at land killed

Dragun

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Apr 20th 2011, 23:34:53

you got it Zen, we still on for dumping those bodies tonight

joedro

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Apr 21st 2011, 7:47:19

WooT another war... too bad i was dead when i logged on :P

Team: recruit me

Alliance: recruit me
contact- - pm right here will work just fine tho

Dragonlance

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Apr 21st 2011, 7:56:14

"dumping those bodies"

is that what the kids call it nowadays?

Tross

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Apr 21st 2011, 15:29:31

Originally posted by ZEN:

Originally posted by BigFatJerk1:

you wussies. Boo hoo. so farm us already and quit complaining ya jessies. ya litle girl blouses. Maybe you can burrow ur mum's knickers for a prance round tha room.

ha ha.....classic.

Yo Dragun, let me know if you need any policing :)

ZEN when i was in the Army Policing meant going around the barracks picking up cigarette buts and trash. After we are done the only thing that needs policing is the pieces of tag jerk that are left over after we dismember them! Why would anyone want to help a tag who starts a war with 2 different Tags?

ZEN

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Apr 21st 2011, 16:01:54

Tross. Dragun is like family.

There are two original FBIers still around. He happens to be one of them.

What is a guy to do? Plus I didn't say I was going to join his war, just police so you two can solely hit him.

Dragun

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Apr 21st 2011, 18:10:32

holla!

TY

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Apr 21st 2011, 18:42:33

You say "Why would anyone want to help a tag who starts a war with 2 different Tags" like its a bad thing.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Josh Billings

BigFatJerk1

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Apr 23rd 2011, 10:38:16

lol you guys are too uptight ;)

mayhaps if ye took thy mother's knickers from amongst thy nether regions and grew a set you would see that having Jerks to kill is good wholesome fun.

we certainly don't mind. we don't wear our mom's panties and prance about. :P

please feel free to to respond with whining and flames now for to be a Jerk is to provoke the envy of others.

Dragun

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Apr 23rd 2011, 14:37:01

BigFatJerk, we do however make flags with their mom's panties, one pair was so big we decided to make a parachute

they won't stop throwing them at us!

kwmi seriously tho, you mom can stop

gwagers

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Apr 24th 2011, 1:36:13

How many times can a single person post something about my mother's knickers? It wasn't even funny the first time!

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Dragun

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Apr 24th 2011, 16:48:38

with the bacon strips in them it wasnt funny to us the first time either

kwmi

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Apr 24th 2011, 23:40:12

k. you died. go away now. thx.

MKR - HFA

Dragun

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Apr 25th 2011, 0:28:16

nope

allbymyself87

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Apr 25th 2011, 3:31:02

i'm alive still! <3

BigFatJerk1

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Apr 25th 2011, 9:28:41

Originally posted by gwagers:

How many times can a single person post something about my mother's knickers? It wasn't even funny the first time!

as many times as it takes. I have quota i have to meet ya know.

so without further adieu: " Yer momma's knickers are like the floor of a chocolate factory speckle with brown bits and nuts. The only thing nastier than the brown stains in said knickers at any given time is you mom's posterior. Well your dad's may be in that category, who know what freaks be in that family tree."

oh and you all suck and such and blah blah blah ;)

ooooooooooohhh sick burn!!!! :P

TY

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Apr 25th 2011, 12:10:22

BFJ1 leave her alone it could be a health issue you never know.

Is she gonna be ok gwagers? We can get a collection together if daipers are needed, just let us know.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Josh Billings

joedro

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Apr 26th 2011, 7:18:10

Internet tuffies make me laugh!

Team: recruit me

Alliance: recruit me
contact- - pm right here will work just fine tho

Dragun

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Apr 26th 2011, 22:57:01

arnt you supposed to be tough in a war game? could you imagine an internet sissy: "oh yeah, please mr country, take my land"

TY

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Apr 28th 2011, 14:13:39

Who is being a tuffie? I dont see anyone trying to be a tuffie. I see people trying to have fun.

yep yep no tuffies here

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Josh Billings

Tertius

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Apr 28th 2011, 14:57:16

What fun is there in randomly killing people who've not attacked you and that you have no policy issues with? You obviously get no gain out of it. Is this just a collection of the same guys who ruined express so much that they had to make a new GDI to keep everyone from leaving?

Even if this is your fun, do us a favor and keep it between your two clans. =/

Dragun

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Apr 30th 2011, 4:25:07

Tertius? is it just me or does your name sound like a new std

gwagers

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Apr 30th 2011, 15:23:11

How exactly does that advance your argument?

Dragun

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May 2nd 2011, 0:49:11

there was an argument?

dLpLow

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May 2nd 2011, 8:12:03

go mkr

poor laf
10:36 ee: GS pLow is HERE (#422) [SoF] --> Oslo 1952 (#201) [LaF] -- 2C/81F
And for you freaks.
http://www.mediafire.com/...7cfyj1ley48a/IMG_0973.m4v
http://www.mediafire.com/download/h1tcgo1

TY

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May 2nd 2011, 11:40:36

I wasnt argueing was there an arguement.

And nope I played Express when it was first started and never played it again. I also never played in FFA so dont blame me for your whoas on that server either.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Josh Billings

Dragun

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May 7th 2011, 0:42:51

PS thanks for making the set fun for us, testing restart strats and all, perfect!

Tross

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May 7th 2011, 9:01:17

No problem! It was also a learning experience to keep my nw down low enough to enable you to test your restart!

ZEN

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May 7th 2011, 17:21:26

DO we have any warstats on this war?!

Tross

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May 7th 2011, 20:23:35

http://www.eestats.com/...=JERKS&badside[]=Soda

Actually up till now they have 1 kill more than we do lol. But considering we stopped having KR and just hit offchat targets its no wonder!

W

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May 8th 2011, 4:18:03

off chat kills ftw

[9:22pm] xHx: on a fluff ton of tech
[9:22pm] xHx was kicked from the chat room by Hellcat. (Badwords Detected!)
[9:22pm] Within[SnG]: what?? fluff this
[9:22pm] You were kicked from the chat room by Hellcat. (Badwords Detected!)

joedro

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May 8th 2011, 4:23:26

i die every time i restart :P thanks for boosting my defend stats :) 9th 10 2nd and the way things are going il be first in no time

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gwagers

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May 10th 2011, 18:38:07

'Argument' in the sense that you have your point of view regarding your team, and we have ours. Connecting someone's name to an STD doesn't advance your point of view; rather, it makes you look childish.

Also, why exactly am I still alive? I disappeared for five days straight and no one bothered to do more than send a few spy ops after me? Did you even get through?

Dragun

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May 11th 2011, 0:00:36

gwagers, did you happen to look at our team name, we are supposed to be childish

and connecting someone's name to an STD doesnt have to advance anything because its funny

gwagers

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May 12th 2011, 3:04:41

childish =/= funny, but I take your point.