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BattleKJ

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Feb 25th 2013, 21:47:56

Every alliance would have achieved more if LaF played cleanly.

BattleKJ

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Feb 25th 2013, 21:35:23

Originally posted by CandyMan:

One day when I become a billionaire, I'm going to buy up this fluffy game and gift turrets to all.

You don't need to buy the game to do that.

Theres a simple three point plan to achieve pretty much everything you desire.

1. Recruit Hanlong back to LaF
2. Wait for Hanlong to hack the game again.
3. Joy! As Hanlong gives LaF countries 10m Troops.

Okay its not the perfect plan, not everyone will get the troops, only LaF members, and no turrets as you desire just for old times sake it will have to be troops.

The good news is, judging by recent AT posts. You have already achieved the first step in the above plan!

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Feb 25th 2013, 21:30:00

When SOL first noticed odd goings on, who was it that kept on pushing pang and qzjul to look into it. Which led to Hanlong and TC being outted as horrible hacking cheaters?

Me.

jajaja

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Feb 25th 2013, 21:20:34

You missed the story where Hanlong created an amazing device to search the entire internet for logs about LaF. Later to be revealed that he just hacked/accessed MD's Boxcar site with boxcar admin status that he had somehow got ahold of.

Said logs contained me, Arsenal and Makinso having tea and crumpets.

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Feb 25th 2013, 21:18:46

I got Evo involved in trying to kill LaF. SoF were just mad as they are fluff and Evo owned them (twice, hard).

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Feb 25th 2013, 21:08:49

Originally posted by tellarion:

KJ didn't do anything nearly as bad as Hanlong, and we still permabanned him from Evo. He doesn't even have access to inactives boards or anything. And this is someone who had been with Evo for years and was one of the driving forces that led to Evo getting multiple triple crowns...

At least be honest and say I was permabanned as SoF and LaF threatened to FS Evo every set if I were still there. Not for anything I did.

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Feb 23rd 2013, 7:14:18

Are you taking up iScodes mantle of being LaF and SoF's Official Ass-Kisser, galleri? If you played it clever you could have LaF being iMags minions. Those virgin asian nerds are intimidated by lovely ladies.

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Feb 23rd 2013, 7:12:42

Originally posted by Forgotten:

At what point, does this stop?

At what point does someone else who has done exactly what HLW did, or worse, gets scrutinized just the same and force out of their leadership role in their alliance?

Do we really want to dig out ALL the skeletons? When can we go back to playing this game instead of hearing the same argument on AT over and over, and over, and over again?

Got an issue with an alliance? Declare War, it's in the game.

Can't beat an alliance in the game? Post on AT, it's the real game.

I don't really care, or do I speak on behalf of LaF.

I just want the old AT back where we argue how 1=0.9999 and all those random epic threads.

Poor Hanlong, the victim! :(

BattleKJ

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Feb 17th 2013, 3:13:04

Being a SoF FA is like fluffting the bed to be honest. It doesnt make you cool, it makes you a fluff.

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Feb 16th 2013, 1:00:15

Will LaF also FS MD when MD start to crush SoF?

As that is inevitable as SoF are a fluffe alliance.

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Jan 21st 2013, 3:21:19

Originally posted by locket:

Originally posted by BattleKJ:

Too much being read into it.

SOL are decent and RIVAL are an alliance lacking any skill at all. They can't net or war and have really fluffe leadership!

Looking at the warstats...

KJ was right!

So you are saying you flipped a coin and were right with a 50% chance!? Shocking. So you are saying you picked the alliance dedicated to warring to win!? Shocking!

No coins were flipped and SOL's warring abilities were not really taken into consideration. The only factor that influenced my decision is how fluffe RIVAL are.

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Jan 20th 2013, 20:33:44

Originally posted by BattleKJ:

Too much being read into it.

SOL are decent and RIVAL are an alliance lacking any skill at all. They can't net or war and have really fluffe leadership!

Looking at the warstats...

KJ was right!

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Jan 13th 2013, 19:56:37

Too much being read into it.

SOL are decent and RIVAL are an alliance lacking any skill at all. They can't net or war and have really fluffe leadership!

BattleKJ

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Jan 9th 2013, 17:50:47

Well RIVAL are fluff, so I'd expect SOL to win.

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Jan 7th 2013, 13:01:17

Why do they call you Big Ben?

BattleKJ

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Jan 2nd 2013, 17:20:18

Fingerme.

Hows buttweasel?

BattleKJ

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Jan 2nd 2013, 3:33:36

Originally posted by Xinhuan:

Mine's 1280x1024.

Allow me to make your new years resolution for you... "Get laid"

BattleKJ

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Jan 2nd 2013, 3:32:21

No I don't.

I like your alliance.

BattleKJ

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Jan 1st 2013, 14:11:10

Dear Colonel Mongo

I've not been in Evo since they started giving LaF the reacharound again.

Regards
KJ

BattleKJ

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Jan 1st 2013, 14:00:46

Why are you pacted to an alliance like LaF when they are killing Evo's allies? Are you turning into bad allies again? =)

BattleKJ

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Jan 1st 2013, 13:59:35

DON'T BE A NOOB AND READ THE LAF HANDBOOK ON HOW TO FARM YOUR FELLOW CLANMATES

STEP 1: MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT TAGGED
STEP 2: TELL THEM TO JOIN GDI
STEP 3: GET THEM TO DECLARE WAR ON YOU
STEP 4: DENY
STEP 5: WIN GAME
STEP 6: DENY
STEP 7: HACK THE GAME, GIVE YOURSELF 10M TROOPS, GET BANNED FROM THE GAME, JOIN SOF

BattleKJ

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Jan 1st 2013, 13:52:16

Captain Cleverchops strikes again.

BattleKJ

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Jan 1st 2013, 13:50:12

How nice and friendly.

Don't forget LaF's the alliance that practically hacked into the Evo site for confidential information and proceed to break pacts with Evo and gangbang Evo for a year.

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Dec 31st 2012, 12:23:19

Sov the leader of IXjr told me the best thing about being LaFs fluff is that when he has to bend over and take it up the arse, the LaF Leaders are all small fluffed virgin asians with no social skills at all. So it doesnt last long, doesnt hurt and theres no awkward conversation afterwards....

Jajajaja

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Dec 31st 2012, 4:16:51

Originally posted by Vic:

don't ever run your mouth to h4 again. do you understand?

h4 - pro game moderator. Nothing slips past him. Unless its his alliance leader and friend for 10+ years cheating like fluffing crazy.

He deserves to be abused.

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Dec 31st 2012, 4:15:07

865
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737 - - laF cheating, SoF gangbanging everyone... ohhh no :(
902 - - w0000
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BattleKJ

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Dec 27th 2012, 7:24:15

Originally posted by Servant:

Divorce Papers.

(PS not awesome)

I would have divorced you a long time ago.

Boring fluff.

BattleKJ

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Dec 24th 2012, 15:13:48

SoF is now just a poor mans IX. They even have IX Leadership but not even the good ones! They have like Sov and Flamey, 2 IX retards.

We should refer to them as IX-LITE.

BattleKJ

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Dec 24th 2012, 14:57:52

PS. I love MD.

But LaF would beat them in a 1v1 War.

BattleKJ

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Dec 24th 2012, 14:57:18

Originally posted by tellarion:

I think we tend to forget how to war, but eventually we remember :P

You've only been back in Evo for one war that you lost.

What do you know?

Regards
I KJ

BattleKJ

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Dec 22nd 2012, 7:32:44

Thomas gave you hugs and kisses and you act aggressively towards him.

fluffing douchebags.

BattleKJ

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Dec 22nd 2012, 7:24:20

But she doesnt look a day over 21.

If you've had enough JD.

BattleKJ

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Dec 21st 2012, 17:27:51

Team KJ does not support this!

It is better to die supporting alliances with honour like MD, then "work" with (eg, suck up to) alliances like LaF and SoF

BattleKJ

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Dec 18th 2012, 8:47:15

In after Thomas Diplomacy.

BattleKJ

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Dec 18th 2012, 7:25:19

How is what he said in anyway stupid? It is totally logical and I would imagine makes perfect sense to the vast majority that play the game.

BattleKJ

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Dec 18th 2012, 7:23:31

You're not very nice this morning. Whats the matter?

BattleKJ

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Dec 18th 2012, 7:17:30

Do you actually believe anyone thinks you're anything but stupid Sov?

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Dec 11th 2012, 11:04:37

Sorry iScode. I didnt get the memo. I didnt know that you have to say what LaF wants you to say.

How does it feel to be up that LaF scums rectum iScode? Or do you prefer to be called ifluff?

BattleKJ

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Dec 11th 2012, 7:01:00

Are my reasons for suiciding LaF not justified Scode?

I'd say they are pretty damn good reasons. LaF might act like the poor little victims and morons like you might buy that acting. But they deserve it, it is not unfair.

BattleKJ

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Dec 10th 2012, 10:13:55

Time to retire surely..

BattleKJ

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Dec 10th 2012, 10:13:09

Originally posted by qzjul:

EE Forum PM's have never been leaked.

Yes they have. That time I hacked Hanlong, the game, the FBI and Microsoft with my elite hacking silks.

BattleKJ

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Dec 8th 2012, 14:22:33

locket you're in an alliance that provides its members with free 15mil troops. What the fluff are you crying about?

BattleKJ

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Dec 8th 2012, 14:20:26

Please clarify. If I play every single set just to play untagged and suicide on people that supported their cheating leadership, accused me of cheating and hacking, never apologized for their own alliances actions, broke pacts to FS the alliance I played in and regulary did such things as dropping members to try win ANW, FAing people into top 10 and running landfarms, is it;

a) Rockman is an idiot
b) Rockman is an idiot
c) Rockman is an idiot

BattleKJ

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Dec 6th 2012, 7:01:19

Originally posted by CandyMan:

lol Silver. Would've finished 250+ had I not messed up.

More importantly, FU KJ. Candyman > your silly suicides.

But how high would you have finished without the suicide? ;)

More importantly, how much FA did you get? How many other LaF fluffs gave you FA losing them ranks? =)

Don't try turn a positive thing like suiciding LaF into a negative thing.

See you next set.

(Congrats to no one in top 10, you all probably landtraded, got FA or got taught by Hanlong)

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Dec 5th 2012, 22:24:33

http://quatchiandme.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/brangelina.jpg

BattleKJ

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Dec 3rd 2012, 14:23:02

The f we have to wait until Feb! That was an awesome episode, but WTF? FEB????????????????? WTF is wrong with US TV companies! They better rescue Daryl, I dont suppose Merle can really become apart of the group again after torturing Glen. Maybe Andrea could but I have a feeling she will be killed off.

BattleKJ

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Dec 1st 2012, 7:21:38

Originally posted by grimjoww:

Darryl will die

Better not! :(

BattleKJ

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Nov 28th 2012, 10:56:27

DISCLAIMER:

Do not apply if you believe you can beat SoF, as even though its a "friendly" war, and they are all so nice and lovely... they will hold a grudge for years!

BattleKJ

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Nov 27th 2012, 10:17:01

Aww. You are clearly missing me as I haven't been on IRC much. But dont put energy cinto missing me as I do not like you.

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Nov 26th 2012, 19:41:53

Taking bets on how many people die in the next episode!

Theres going to be no one left! lol