Typically models and dancers are subcontractors and sign waivers with their employer. In other words, in some cases they could fall under this wage law, but it's rarely if ever the case. They're almost always 1099'd. If a stripper gets fat and you need to fire them, for example, labor laws would prevent employees from being fired. However, subcontractors you can cut ties with for any reason.

Re: Relax and Gerdy
That's clearly a more fair system, but inevitably someone would point out that it's a social program. And socialist programs are the fluffin devil here for some reason. I enjoy the statistic that 40% of people who are polled as very opposed to socialism collect social security and can't seem to make the connection.