sof didnt actually kill you, stroker did, he was newly voted president of the world by chuck norris and jesus

also, there is a new campaign going about how tan wears womans underwear

also, i just ate some easter chocolate

also, martian is actually purple

also, i was to busy growing to care about hitting you

also, i am done

I'm a purple people eater

yummy

how many eyes and horns do you have, martian? and do you fly?
are you the >famous< purple people eater of song, or one of his cousins?

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fluff YOU PRODDE

Mmmm...Purple People Eaters

he missed one

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