Jan 6th 2011, 13:29:03
A Wild FA appears, and requests contact!
What do you wish to do?
1) Make contact
2) Troll on AT
3) FS the clan he represents
*4) Ignore
You have chosen to Ignore the Wild FA's pleas for contact! Are you sure you want to do this?
*1) Yes
2) No
3) Maybe
*calculating...*
You log into the game the next day to find your country destroyed! What do you wish to do?
1)Create another country
*2)Log into clan site to see what's going on
3)Quit
You have decided to access your clan's website to see why your country was killed! Are you sure you want to do this?
*1) Yes
2) No
3) Maybe
*calculating...*
You then log into your clan site to find that most of the countries in your clan have been destroyed! A thread on your clan site contains a hyperlink, pointing to another thread on AT! What do you wish to do?
*1) Click on the hyperlink, and read the thread.
2) Create another country
3) Continue reading other threads on your clan site
4) Screw it, let's watch porn!
You want to read the thread on AT. Are you sure you want to do this?
*1) Yes
2) No
3) Maybe
*calculating
You then log into the game forums to find a Wild FA trolling you in a thread detailing the declaration of war from the clan he represents onto your clan! What do you wish to do?
*1) Defend yourself on AT
2) Ignore his pathetic troll attempts
3) Create another country
4) Screw it, let's watch porn!
You have decided to defend your good honor on AT! Are you sure you want to do this?
*1) Yes
2) No
3) Maybe
*calculating...*
The Wild FA then ignores you as you attempt to defend yourself on AT! The leader of the clan that has attacked your clan then belittles you some more, and posts a link to her clan's website, suggesting the members of your clan apply for membership! She also posts another link to a different site, claiming that it's a link to her clan's retal policy page, which is why they have attacked your clan! What do you wish to do?
1) Apply to the other clan for membership
*2) Read the other clan's retal policy page
3) Create another country
4) Screw it, let's watch porn!
You have decided to read the other clan's retal policy page. Are you sure you want to do this?
*1) Yes
2) No
3) Maybe
*calculating*
Oops!! It appears that the clan's retal policy page simply contains the famous Goatse picture, photoshopped with another, unknown, male, which appears to be aiming his manhood towards the Goatse man's gaping rectum! Also, hidden javascript on the same page suddenly begins endlessly popping up porn graphics in random windows on your computer screen! Both of your parents also walk into the room behind you, and your mother lets out a gasp of astonishment! What do you wish to do?
*1) Commit suicide
2) Try to explain to them what's going on
3) Screw it, let's watch porn!
*SYSTEM EXITING*
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.
