TWO BREACHES OF OUR VIOLENT PACIFISM POLICY IN ONE SET? WE EAGERLY ANTICIPATE A PROFUSION OF EXPLOSIONY GOODNESS!

HA!

JIM_DANGER
DANGER HEAD OF BASELESS ACCUSATIONS AND BLUSTERING THREATS!

Im sure FR will make this as explosionless as possible :(

I HaVe YoU dOwN aS wIlL rEtAl As YoU hAvE bEeN eXcElLeNt aT rEtAlLiNg In ThE pAsT. iF aNyOnE bReEcHeS pRoToCoL bY DoUbLe TaPpInG oR oThEr ShEnAnIgAnS pLeAsE iNfOrM mE iMmEdIaTeLy. I rEsPeCt YoUr PlAyInG aBiLiTy AnD wIlL wOrK tO rEsOlVe AnY iSsUeS.

My CoNtAcTs ArE iN mY SiG.

(I tRiEd To PoSt In A mIdDlE gRoUnd MaKiNg UsE oF bOtH sTyLeS oF fOnT uSaGe. ThIs ToOk FoR fluffInG eVeR, sO i HoPe YoU aPpRiCiAtE iT! i ThInK i BrOkE mY sHiFt KeY... oR mY pInKy, NoT sUrE wHiCh...)

WtF tHaT iS hArD tO rEaD :-(

MAYBE BOTH, BUT CERTAINLY BROKE ALL OF OUR EYES :(

My eyes are now bleeding. Thanks Colonel Chaos.

THE ALTERNATE USE OF CAPS AND NON CAPS CONFUSES US. WE AREN'T SURE IF THIS IS YOUR WAY OF DEFERING TO OUR LETTERS OF POWER WHILE TRYING TO SUGGEST YOU ARE HUMBLE OR A PROCESS IN YOUR EVOLUTION TOWARDS THE LETTERS OF POWER.
I ALSO SUGGEST THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO EDUCATE YOUR MEMBERSHIP ON EASTERN RELIGIONS AS IT APPEARS THERE IS A GREAT DEAL OF MISUNDERSTANDINGS REGARDING BUDDAHS AND SUCH. PERSONALLY I FIND THE LEGEND OF THE MONKEY KING ADAPTED INTO IT'S MODERN CARTOON FORM TO BE MUCH MORE SATISFYING AND EXPLOSIVE.

HA!
JOE DANGER
MASTER OF HIS DOMAIN
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
PROVIDER OF OBSCURE TELEVISION REFERENCES
EVEN IN SIGNATURES AND TITLES

ok...

FLGATORBOY89: I JUST REALIZED YOUR HANDLE IS A REFERENCE TO THE FLORIDA GATORS (AND NOT GATORATE OR FLOATING ALLIGATOR NUMBER 89). I AM IN POSSESSION OF A RUBBER GATOR GIVEN TO ME AS A PRIZE BY A FLORIDA GATOR FAN. MY ONLY DISSAPOINTMENT IS THAT GATOR'S DO NOT ADEQUATE APPRECIATE A GOOD EXPLOSION, ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE IS DYNAMITE FISHING.

JOE DANGER
PROVIDER OF NON-SEQUITEURS
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
BUT USER OF FRENCH DERIVED WORDS

HA!

please

HA! I AM QUOTING THIS WHOLE THING TO ADD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I MARVEL AT THE RAW EXPLOSIVITY! WELL PLAYED SIR, WELL PLAYED!

BILL
MY EEEYYYYEEES!
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

I THOUGHT IT WAS A RANSOM NOTE. I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE HOSTAGE NEGOTIATIONS DETERIORATING INTO A SMOKE FILLED FREE FOR ALL. A SHAME, I WAS ALREADY GETTING KINDA OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROMEY FOR COLONEL CHAOS.

YAR!

JIM_DANGER
CHIEF HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR AND SNIPER SCHOOL WASH-OUT
ThE mIgHtY ClAn DaNgEr!

LeArN tO sPeLl ApPrEcIaTe!

133TZ: I DIDN"T KNOW THAT THERE WERE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THREE TZ'S ANYWHERE. THE ONLY WORD I CAN THINK OF THAT STARTS WITH TZ IS TZAZIKKI SAUCE (WHICH NEITHER I NOR THE INFINITE MONKEYS KNOW HOW TO SPELL). OF COURSE I COULD USE GOOGLE OR SOME OTHER WEB SERVICE TO FIND MORE BUT THAT WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM VALUABLE EXPLOSION TIME.

AS FAR AS SPELLING GOES, AS LONG AS IT EXPLODES OR GETS DIVIDED BY ZERO, THERE IS NO REASON TO WORRY ABOUT SPELLING BEYOND THAT. SPELLING OF WORDS IS CAUSE FOR GREAT INTERNATIONAL DISPUTES FOR WORDS SUCH AS COLOUR/COLOR THEATRE/THEATER LITER/LITRE AND SO ON. HOWEVER EXPLOSION ONLY HAS ONE SPELLING AND THAT PROVES MY POINT IF I EVER HAD ONE WHICH I DO NOT KNOW IF I DO.

HA!

@ JOE DANGER
WE MAY NOT APPRECIATE EXPLOSIONS AS PER DANGER QQUALIFICATIONS, BUT WE DO HAVE THE GATOR CHOMP!

its enough that DANGER players type in caps... im going blind.

iratherbrokenspacebartobrokencaplock...wasssssappp

WHAT IS THIS 'CAPLOCK' YOU SPEAK OF? IS IT SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FIRING SYSTEM? IF SO, THEN WE WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE WITH YOU!

JIM_DANGER
OFFICIAL PRIMATIVE GUNSMITH AND OLYMPIC PINKY FLEXER
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|!

ThAt'S aLl I sPeLlEd WrOnG? iMpReSsIvE!

The fact that CC probably typed this on his phone, and only had one spelling error gives me faith that his phone doesn't auto correct everything ;)

YoU hAvE nO iDeA hOw MaNy TiMeS I hAd To LoOk BaCk AnD fOrWaRdS tO sEe WhErE tHe SpElLiNg ErRoR wAs At.>.>.>

My PhOnE wOuLd ExPlOdE iF i TrIeD tHiS On iT. tHoUgH i HeAr DaNgEr LiKeS tHe ExPlOsIoNs...

what is this thread even about

bonus

no u

CS!