Somebody just tried to serve me with a pamphlet about God's Word, and i rejected it. oh noes!!!! i should probably feel bad about doing that. oh, wait, God ain't allowed to solicit here. maybe i'm in hell already.

bah, humbug. Jesus already died for my sins along with everybody else's. what the heck is God going to do to him now? send him to his room and not let him play Quake Arena Arcade on his 360? probably will have to do without dinner too. what a bummer. i should probably tell God to fark off. quit picking on Jesus!!! he's your only son for Christ's sake!!!