canadian murder rate statistics - Earth Empires Forum

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May 31st 2011, 20:50:16

Ontario has a lower murder rate than most of canada
except for Quebec (too drunk)/pei (too inept)/ and newfoundland (too drunk and too inept)

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Saskatoon and Winnipeg are always near the top or on the top of those lists...

But in their defence, what else is there to do there anyways, plus I'm sure knowing you're from Saskatoon Saskatchewan and that it sounds like some sort of sickness rather than a place to live... it might drive one to that.

locket

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May 31st 2011, 21:59:46

If i was in Saskatoon i'd probably murder someone...

legion

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May 31st 2011, 22:05:08

If I was in Canada I'd leave

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locket

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May 31st 2011, 22:06:00

Not before I murdered you...

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May 31st 2011, 22:21:57

touche

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Mr Charcoal

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Jun 1st 2011, 0:20:01

But i bet we have the most unreported attempts ;-) I just spent 20mins with a guy who got stabbed but wont tell anyone who dunnit

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Jun 1st 2011, 13:02:41

attempted murder. What kind of crime is that?! Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted Chemistry?

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Jun 1st 2011, 13:12:34

Canada has a state/something called Pei?

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Jun 1st 2011, 14:11:15

pei = prince edward island

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Jun 1st 2011, 17:03:23

yeah, I think Vancouver island needs to become the 11th province.

Time for us to seperate from our BC overlords!

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Jun 1st 2011, 20:02:32

http://www41.statcan.ca/.../2693/ceb2693_002-eng.htm

dang, y'all gotz an ethnical problem going on there. next you'll be killing polar bears by clubbing baby seals to death and blaming it on da global warming...

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Jun 1st 2011, 20:07:10

There is murder in Canada? I thought handguns were illegal in Canada. How can they have murders when they don't have handguns.

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Jun 1st 2011, 20:18:53

lol h4.

Your attempt at feigned ignorance while opening up a gun debate is idiotic TY.

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Jun 1st 2011, 20:29:18

Originally posted by TY:

There is murder in Canada? I thought handguns were illegal in Canada. How can they have murders when they don't have handguns.

you need to watch more Columbo, or Murder She Wrote, maybe read some Agatha Christie. don't need to use a handgun to get caught for murder. just need to be an idiot.

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Jun 2nd 2011, 0:01:03

^gave me a chuckle

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Jun 2nd 2011, 5:58:00

Originally posted by TY:

There is murder in Canada? I thought handguns were illegal in Canada. How can they have murders when they don't have handguns.

GTFO!

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Jun 2nd 2011, 11:27:39

We use more creative weapons than handguns! We're not lazy like our southern friends!

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Havoc

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Jun 2nd 2011, 14:22:38

I wonder if crime rates went up in Winnipeg after the Jets left, and if they'll go down now that they're back..

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Jun 2nd 2011, 15:12:53

if we ceded Windsor to the US, I'm sure our murder rate would be much lower in Ontario :p

it's time for Michigan to start looking after Detroit Jr

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Jun 2nd 2011, 22:36:08

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